| 00:00 - 00:03 | Mr. Romney, we are losing in most swing states. |
| 00:04 - 00:07 | Ohio already went to Obama. |
| 00:08 - 00:12 | Wisconsin and Pennsylvania probably will, too. |
| 00:12 - 00:15 | The others also look pretty grim. |
| 00:17 - 00:19 | I'm sure it will be OK. |
| 00:19 - 00:21 | This is all based on biased polls. |
| 00:24 - 00:26 | Mr. Romney... |
| 00:27 - 00:28 | These ... |
| 00:31 - 00:33 | These are actual results, unfortunately. |
| 00:34 - 00:36 | They are accurate. |
| 00:53 - 00:58 | Everyone who thought we had no chance to win this, get out. |
| 01:13 - 01:15 | How can this be true? |
| 01:15 - 01:17 | Everyone knew the polls were biased! |
| 01:18 - 01:23 | What kind of voter fraud caused this? |
| 01:25 - 01:28 | How could democracy sink so far. |
| 01:29 - 01:31 | The campaigners fucked up. |
| 01:31 - 01:34 | Everyone fucked up, even the brainwashed zealots. |
| 01:34 - 01:37 | All the fucking campaigners failed. |
| 01:37 - 01:40 | Dirty, stinking, useless regular people. |
| 01:40 - 01:42 | Mr. Romney, I cannot let you drag the people who worked so hard ... |
| 01:42 - 01:46 | THEY FAILED. They are fucking useless traitors. |
| 01:46 - 01:48 | Mr. Romney, it was a democratic election! |
| 01:48 - 01:52 | The campaigners are useless scum. |
| 01:53 - 01:54 | They are worthless! |
| 01:56 - 02:04 | They think they are something special because they "supported" me. |
| 02:04 - 02:08 | All the time they fucked up, messed up my campaign, |
| 02:08 - 02:13 | forced me to backtrack on my opinions... |
| 02:14 - 02:16 | I really should have used slaves, |
| 02:17 - 02:21 | not these brain-washed normal people who would follow just anyone except maybe Stalin. |
| 02:27 - 02:29 | I never was one of those... |
| 02:30 - 02:34 | disgusting poor people. I am better than them. |
| 02:34 - 02:36 | I should have won this. |
| 02:41 - 02:42 | Traitors... |
| 02:43 - 02:47 | All the time I was only scammed and plundered. |
| 02:48 - 02:53 | How could they fail me like that? |
| 02:54 - 02:56 | My sponsors expect results! |
| 02:56 - 02:59 | They will want their money back. |
| 03:00 - 03:02 | And I will make those traitors pay! |
| 03:04 - 03:07 | Don't worry, he isn't talking about us. |
| 03:14 - 03:16 | My campaign has failed. |
| 03:19 - 03:23 | I cannot work with those useless people. |
| 03:25 - 03:26 | It's over. |
| 03:31 - 03:33 | The election is lost. |
| 03:40 - 03:46 | But if they think that they can feast on my hard-earned money, they are wrong. |
| 03:46 - 03:49 | Cancel their credit cards. |
| 03:53 - 03:56 | And get me a fucking drink. |
