| 00:00 - 00:03 | Nobody is watching the match here |
| 00:04 - 00:05 | They are all watching useless Tele dramas |
| 00:05 - 00:07 | From here to these areas |
| 00:08 - 00:12 | From what we can tell, they are not interested in the match |
| 00:12 - 00:15 | But beyond that, it's not clear what they want. |
| 00:17 - 00:19 | Ok We'll discuss that later |
| 00:19 - 00:21 | Now I want to celebrate Sri lankas victory |
| 00:24 - 00:26 | Sir... |
| 00:27 - 00:28 | We.. |
| 00:31 - 00:33 | We bowled well, but Malinga went for 54 runs in 4 overs |
| 00:34 - 00:36 | And we lost the final again |
| 00:53 - 00:58 | Everyone who put their money on Sri Lanka leave!! |
| 01:13 - 01:15 | How did this happen? |
| 01:15 - 01:17 | How the hell did this happen? |
| 01:18 - 01:23 | We got a lot of wickets and fielded well |
| 01:25 - 01:28 | It's all Malingas fault |
| 01:29 - 01:31 | Who the hell gets beaten for so much runs? |
| 01:31 - 01:34 | I don't care if we fielded well |
| 01:34 - 01:37 | Our batting didn't perform |
| 01:37 - 01:40 | If they loose, they suck!!! |
| 01:40 - 01:42 | Sir, Kulasekara tried his best |
| 01:42 - 01:46 | I don't care I wanted to celebrate with my friends |
| 01:46 - 01:48 | Sir, Gayle got out early we should be happy |
| 01:48 - 01:52 | I had plans for a after match party |
| 01:53 - 01:54 | Bought firecrackers.. |
| 01:56 - 01:57 | Hired a DJ and a papare band... |
| 01:57 - 02:00 | And also invited my college friends!! |
| 02:00 - 02:03 | We were going to order pizza... |
| 02:04 - 02:08 | And eat popcorn like the Americans do at the Super Bowl |
| 02:08 - 02:13 | I lost all my money in the bet |
| 02:14 - 02:16 | I could have got the new Iphone 5 |
| 02:17 - 02:21 | I even bought a SriLankan t-shirt with my name printed |
| 02:27 - 02:29 | I watched all of those annoying CSN ads |
| 02:30 - 02:34 | Which I hate watching.. I even watched... |
| 02:34 - 02:36 | The victorious 1996 World cup celebrations |
| 02:41 - 02:42 | Too much of this... |
| 02:43 - 02:47 | Too much of this loses in the finals |
| 02:48 - 02:53 | I even changed my Facebook profile picture to the Srilankan flag |
| 02:54 - 02:56 | Learnt victory quotes from google |
| 02:56 - 02:59 | Just to look cool |
| 03:00 - 03:02 | I also learnt the lyrics of "Vissay Visse" |
| 03:04 - 03:07 | It's okay Anna, |
| 03:14 - 03:16 | Now I'll never be cool and popular |
| 03:19 - 03:23 | I even went to the gym to look fit in the Sri Lanka t-shirt |
| 03:25 - 03:26 | "We won" |
| 03:31 - 03:33 | That's all a dream now |
| 03:40 - 03:46 | Now i'll have to return that wig I bought |
| 03:46 - 03:49 | Just to look like Malinga |
| 03:53 - 03:56 | When is the next World Cup? |
