| 00:00 - 00:03 | There have been complaints about Citrix |
| 00:04 - 00:05 | So far it's the outsourcers located here |
| 00:05 - 00:07 | here, and here. |
| 00:08 - 00:12 | So far it appears to be Citrix related |
| 00:12 - 00:15 | But we cannot be sure |
| 00:17 - 00:19 | It's never a Citrix problem |
| 00:19 - 00:21 | Never |
| 00:24 - 00:26 | Doddsy....... |
| 00:27 - 00:28 | Someone was tampering with the CSG's |
| 00:31 - 00:33 | They logged on with bsbroot |
| 00:34 - 00:36 | So we can't be sure who it was |
| 00:53 - 00:58 | Ok everyone without access to the bsbroot password get out now |
| 01:13 - 01:15 | What the fuck is going on??? |
| 01:15 - 01:17 | If they took out a CSG it is a Citrix Problem |
| 01:18 - 01:23 | and i won't tolerate anyone tampering with my CSG's |
| 01:25 - 01:28 | If i find out who it was I am going to....... |
| 01:29 - 01:31 | Administer MELROSE LAW!!!!! |
| 01:31 - 01:34 | And I won't be uisng any lube |
| 01:34 - 01:37 | The pain will be excruciating |
| 01:37 - 01:40 | They will learn the hard way |
| 01:40 - 01:42 | Doddsy are you not overreacting? |
| 01:42 - 01:46 | No i am not you ignorant fuckwit |
| 01:46 - 01:48 | But.....It might be Chordiant |
| 01:48 - 01:52 | If it's a CSG it's Citrix you ballbag |
| 01:53 - 01:54 | Nip Nip Ballsack Hairy Hairy Bum |
| 01:56 - 01:57 | Fuuuuuuckwits |
| 01:57 - 02:00 | Melrose Law is the only answer here |
| 02:00 - 02:03 | Little Dodds rammed right up the hoop |
| 02:04 - 02:08 | this is fucking serious |
| 02:08 - 02:13 | Melrose Law will be unleashed with furious anger! |
| 02:14 - 02:16 | No condoms, no lube |
| 02:17 - 02:21 | Just little Dodds and the victims rusty sheriff badge |
| 02:27 - 02:29 | I'll need viagra |
| 02:30 - 02:34 | But it will be worth it |
| 02:34 - 02:36 | I am an expert in Melrose Law |
| 02:41 - 02:42 | stop looking so sheepish you fucks |
| 02:43 - 02:47 | My precious Citrix is in danger of getting the blame for an MPI |
| 02:48 - 02:53 | you bunch of gormless twats |
| 02:54 - 02:56 | Don't you know what this means? |
| 02:56 - 02:59 | I am fucking raging I tell you |
| 03:00 - 03:02 | Fucking CSG tampering twat, I'll find him |
| 03:04 - 03:07 | Melrose Law is horrible but don't cry |
| 03:14 - 03:16 | it was probably one of these fuckers outside |
| 03:19 - 03:23 | but i will find out who it was |
| 03:25 - 03:26 | I will find out |
| 03:31 - 03:33 | and when I do |
| 03:40 - 03:46 | Their asshole will never look the same |
| 03:46 - 03:49 | yes they will struggle but |
| 03:53 - 03:56 | I am too strong |
