| 00:00 - 00:03 | Dr. Mark, we are running out of cash. |
| 00:04 - 00:05 | We missed targets this quarter. |
| 00:05 - 00:07 | Last quarter. |
| 00:08 - 00:12 | The one before that... |
| 00:12 - 00:15 | ...and the three before that. |
| 00:17 - 00:19 | The we shall hire a Chief Growth Officer... |
| 00:19 - 00:21 | to help us...grow. |
| 00:24 - 00:26 | Dr. Mark... |
| 00:27 - 00:28 | ...I... |
| 00:31 - 00:33 | He is your Growth Officer. |
| 00:34 - 00:36 | he has been for two years. |
| 00:53 - 00:58 | Everyone who is competent, leave the room NOW. |
| 01:13 - 01:15 | Where is all the revenue? |
| 01:15 - 01:17 | We are transparent! |
| 01:18 - 01:23 | Where is the money?! |
| 01:25 - 01:28 | WE. HAVE. AI! |
| 01:29 - 01:31 | Isn't that what clients WANT? |
| 01:31 - 01:34 | I hired a Chief Visionary Officer.... |
| 01:34 - 01:37 | Isn't that good for a few more IO's?! |
| 01:37 - 01:40 | Or at least a good adexchanger headline?? |
| 01:40 - 01:42 | Dr. Mark, transparency and AI are totally meaningless... |
| 01:42 - 01:46 | Stop calling me Doctor! |
| 01:46 - 01:48 | But Mark, you have a PhD... |
| 01:48 - 01:52 | In ADVERTISING! It's not REAL! |
| 01:53 - 01:54 | Stop changing the subject. |
| 01:56 - 01:57 | We need revenue.... |
| 01:57 - 02:00 | I didn't put these non-complimentary companies together.. |
| 02:00 - 02:03 | against everyone's better judgement |
| 02:04 - 02:08 | and make a deal with a private equity firm |
| 02:08 - 02:13 | literally named after the hounds of hell |
| 02:14 - 02:16 | just to see it go up in flames! |
| 02:17 - 02:21 | Send out an all hands email. |
| 02:27 - 02:29 | Let everyone know it's business as usual. |
| 02:30 - 02:34 | We'll tell everyone that we're agency first. |
| 02:34 - 02:36 | Then the money will flow... |
| 02:41 - 02:42 | We will announce to the world |
| 02:43 - 02:47 | that our new ad server is nearly complete. |
| 02:48 - 02:53 | Then the holding co's will come |
| 02:54 - 02:56 | Omnicom |
| 02:56 - 02:59 | WPP, Dentsu, IPG. |
| 03:00 - 03:02 | Even Publicis! |
| 03:04 - 03:07 | Don't worry...surely we won't miss payroll |
| 03:14 - 03:16 | I built Xaxis |
| 03:19 - 03:23 | me alone. |
| 03:25 - 03:26 | even the name was my idea. |
| 03:31 - 03:33 | like the X Axis. On a graph. |
| 03:40 - 03:46 | Get it? It's a play on words sort of. |
| 03:46 - 03:49 | Whatever. Sir Martin thought it was cool. |
| 03:53 - 03:56 | Anyway. I wonder if Xandr needs a COO... |
