| 00:00 - 00:03 | It appears that James Rocker-Edwards has added another girl on Facebook |
| 00:04 - 00:05 | This means he has bankers from all over Tamworth |
| 00:05 - 00:07 | Dordon to Mile Oak |
| 00:08 - 00:12 | From what we can tell Tom he has shagged half of Tamworth |
| 00:12 - 00:15 | but beyond that, it's not clear whether he has shagged outside of the Midlands |
| 00:17 - 00:19 | So you're saying he has shagged a lot of birds J.T? |
| 00:19 - 00:21 | This seems fishy. |
| 00:24 - 00:26 | But Tom... |
| 00:27 - 00:28 | he... he... |
| 00:31 - 00:33 | He has shagged around 50 girls! |
| 00:34 - 00:36 | He is organising this through Facebook |
| 00:53 - 00:58 | Everyone who thinks Rooker is Sexier than me leave now! |
| 01:13 - 01:15 | What are you even saying? |
| 01:15 - 01:17 | I don't care if he has shagged 48 girls I am much better looking! |
| 01:18 - 01:23 | He's a sex pest, and a shit driver! |
| 01:25 - 01:28 | Have you shagged Rooker? |
| 01:29 - 01:31 | Yes I have |
| 01:31 - 01:34 | He uses photo filters they are a joke! |
| 01:34 - 01:37 | Somebody said he looked like Channing Tatum!! |
| 01:37 - 01:40 | He doesn't even have a good diet! |
| 01:40 - 01:42 | Tom, Rooker has made great gains in the gym |
| 01:42 - 01:46 | Shut up J.T you Jew |
| 01:46 - 01:48 | But Tom, his golden tan gives him such a glow! |
| 01:48 - 01:52 | Girls don't want a dark handsome man, who looks like Channing Tatum!! |
| 01:53 - 01:54 | They want a real man like me! |
| 01:56 - 01:57 | I can't believe he has had so much sex! |
| 01:57 - 02:00 | I will never reach his kind of numbers |
| 02:00 - 02:03 | He is big in the game, 50 girls!! He's not even 30!! |
| 02:04 - 02:08 | For Fuck Sake!! Can he not just settle down |
| 02:08 - 02:13 | Shag one girl so there is one left for me!! |
| 02:14 - 02:16 | All this wanking is driving me insane!! |
| 02:17 - 02:21 | I will be watching Brazzers Porn online forever!! |
| 02:27 - 02:29 | It's so fucking expensive! |
| 02:30 - 02:34 | £24.99 a month!! |
| 02:34 - 02:36 | Do you know how many protein shakes he has a day? |
| 02:41 - 02:42 | 3 a day!! I can't even have one shake! |
| 02:43 - 02:47 | They give me the shits!! |
| 02:48 - 02:53 | I will never get laid! |
| 02:54 - 02:56 | Maybe I will just have to get a prostitute! |
| 02:56 - 02:59 | I need to do more bicep curls |
| 03:00 - 03:02 | And get a car with 300bhp!! |
| 03:04 - 03:07 | It's okay Debbie, Tom doesn't know Rob has banged first! |
| 03:14 - 03:16 | Fuck it, J.T I think I'll just get a prostitute |
| 03:19 - 03:23 | I need the best hooker in Tamworth |
| 03:25 - 03:26 | J.T ask siri |
| 03:31 - 03:33 | At least Rob hasn't got laid before me! |
| 03:40 - 03:46 | I am still the alpha Wood brother! |
| 03:46 - 03:49 | There is no chance Rob has got a bang before me, if he has |
| 03:53 - 03:56 | I'll chop his balls off! |
