00:00 - 00:03 | The pilots of RAH have come together like never before |
00:04 - 00:05 | They are rejecting this TA via internal MB posts |
00:05 - 00:07 | Facebook and all social media outlets |
00:08 - 00:12 | From what we can tell, there is absolutely NO WAY this TA will pass |
00:12 - 00:15 | Record numbers of sick calls, FMLA, and Unavailable's are taking place system wide |
00:17 - 00:21 | OK, let's bait these idiots with more AA 175 flying |
00:19 - 00:22 | and reduced upgrade times |
00:24 - 00:26 | Reverend, |
00:27 - 00:28 | Umm |
00:31 - 00:33 | Sir, they KNOW this is coming |
00:33 - 00:36 | You did this once before during the last CBA negotiation |
00:53 - 00:58 | I need everyone out, except for Wayne, my masseuse, and David Bourne |
01:13 - 01:15 | What the FUCK are they thinking?! |
01:15 - 01:17 | Organizing like this despite us keeping them on 3 separate certificates?!?! |
01:18 - 01:23 | Don't they know social media is the 'DEVIL'?! |
01:25 - 01:28 | What do they think is going to happen? |
01:29 - 01:31 | jetBlue rates?! SkyWest or better?! |
01:31 - 01:34 | PSA took concessions for big shiny jets, why can't THEY?! |
01:34 - 01:37 | XJET and L-AE fucked this up for me!!! |
01:37 - 01:40 | The camaraderie amongst them is sickening!!! |
01:40 - 01:42 | Perhaps you should have negotiated in good faith to begin with?? |
01:42 - 01:46 | GOOD FAITH?! I INVENTED that saying! I am a reverend GOD DAMNIT! |
01:46 - 01:48 | Perhaps I can give you a massage to calm your nerves? |
01:48 - 01:52 | I don't WANT a massage! I want another basketball court!!! |
01:53 - 01:54 | A half-court simply won't do... |
01:55 - 01:57 | I have like 13 children! 3 of them ride the bench as it is. |
01:57 - 02:00 | "Daddy, we wanna play too, how come the pilots are so greedy??" |
02:00 - 02:03 | "I offered new hire sign-on bonuses for YES votes" |
02:04 - 02:08 | They can fly a brand new E-175! Have you had the brownies?!?! |
02:08 - 02:13 | They are beyond delicious, and FO's won't have to buy food |
02:14 - 02:16 | They can't afford it anyways!!! Food stamps... |
02:17 - 02:21 | This is an industry LEADING TA!!! Because I called it that! |
02:27 - 02:29 | How much do I have to pay the Airline Division?? |
02:30 - 02:34 | I could have made FRONTIER work... |
02:34 - 02:36 | I love those animal tails... |
02:40 - 02:42 | It's OK, we can try again with a L-Eagle purchase |
02:43 - 02:47 | Pilot shortage MY ASS!!! I'll do it!!! Just watch me! |
02:48 - 02:53 | I will get those additional 175's from the American if it's the last thing I do |
02:53 - 02:56 | Perfect. No one will remember the FRONTIER abortion |
02:56 - 02:59 | This TA has a SAP, that they will never get to use |
03:00 - 03:03 | because I love bare-bones staffing levels!!! |
03:04 - 03:07 | It's okay Anna, we all work twice as hard for half the pay... |
03:13 - 03:16 | Don't these pilots know that their true signing bonus is in heaven? |
03:19 - 03:23 | Well, if they vote it down... which seems likely |
03:25 - 03:26 | We up the signing bonus for new-hires |
03:31 - 03:33 | Up to $100,000 with a 10 year repayment plan |
03:40 - 03:46 | We'll use pictures of the C-Series in all our marketing |
03:46 - 03:49 | as to create the illusion of a future for them at RAH. |
03:53 - 03:56 | God bless. |