00:00 - 00:03 | After the Cardiff loss we are now only 2 points clear |
00:04 - 00:05 | Cardiff have 2 winnable games |
00:05 - 00:07 | Fulham away and Palace at home |
00:08 - 00:12 | Based on current form we expect to gain zero points from our remaining games |
00:12 - 00:15 | Our team has forgotten all the basics of winning a football match |
00:17 - 00:19 | Now that Hughton has resigned |
00:19 - 00:21 | We can play 4-4-2 with Murray and Andone up front |
00:24 - 00:26 | Mein Fuhrer |
00:27 - 00:28 | Hughton |
00:31 - 00:33 | Hughton hasnt resigned |
00:34 - 00:36 | Were now probably going down |
00:53 - 00:58 | Everyone leave except for Bloom, Barber and Winstanley |
01:13 - 01:15 | How the fuck could you let this happen?! |
01:15 - 01:17 | We were in the top fucking half in December. |
01:18 - 01:23 | We've done the double over Palace but now it won't mean anything at all. Nothing! |
01:25 - 01:28 | Ryan, Bissouma, Bernardo, Izquierdo and Andone are gone |
01:29 - 01:31 | No one will buy Jahanbakhsh |
01:31 - 01:34 | Gaetan Bong will be first choice again |
01:34 - 01:37 | You all said staying up for a second time was easy |
01:37 - 01:40 | We have to go to Portsmouth with that wanker with the bell |
01:40 - 01:42 | Mein Fuhrer. Its only for one season |
01:42 - 01:46 | One season! Last time we went down it took us 34 years to come back up |
01:46 - 01:48 | This time it will be different |
01:48 - 01:52 | All of our best players will go and Hughton will still be here |
01:53 - 01:54 | This is total bullshit |
01:56 - 01:57 | Weve waited 34 years to come back |
01:57 - 02:00 | Our players are good enough to be in the top half |
02:00 - 02:03 | Instead we lost at home to Burnley, Saints and Bournemouth |
02:04 - 02:08 | Cardiff hadn't won an away game in the PL by 2 goals since the 1950s! |
02:08 - 02:13 | So what did we do? Made them look like pissing Barcelona and Colin Wanker like Pep Guardiola |
02:14 - 02:16 | It's just fucking heart breaking. Heart breaking |
02:17 - 02:21 | Even in the days of Chris McPhee, Andy Whing and Tommy Fraser we werent this shit |
02:27 - 02:29 | Now what do we have? |
02:30 - 02:34 | Dale Stephens swanning around giving the ball away every 2 seconds |
02:34 - 02:36 | Jurgen Locadia releasing awful music |
02:41 - 02:42 | I even got a tattoo on my arm |
02:43 - 02:47 | Thinking we'd finally cracked it and that we were going to be in the PL forever |
02:48 - 02:53 | Instead we've gone backwards faster than Duffy and Knockaert spotting a free bar |
02:54 - 02:56 | Even Huddersfield fans are laughing |
02:56 - 02:59 | Whose idea was it to sign no one with any PL experience? |
03:00 - 03:02 | We even signed Percy Tau with no work permit! |
03:04 - 03:07 | Don't worry. No more idiotic South Africans on Facebook |
03:14 - 03:16 | And do you know what the worst bit is? |
03:19 - 03:23 | We're good enough to be in this division. We've beaten Man Utd at home twice |
03:25 - 03:26 | Now back to the start |
03:31 - 03:33 | No Match of the Day. Highlights on Quest |
03:40 - 03:46 | Someone get on the phone to Allardyce quickly. It's not too late to avert this clusterfuck |
03:46 - 03:49 | Shane Duffy up front |
03:53 - 03:56 | Barber - triple the red wine order |