| 00:00 - 00:05 | Well, hey, have you heard? |
| 00:05 - 00:07 | Come on you must have! |
| 00:07 - 00:10 | You know Daz Ross? Yeah, the council planner!! |
| 00:11 - 00:16 | Aye the Inverurie and District Chairman |
| 00:17 - 00:21 | He tried to wind up the Round Table!!!! |
| 00:21 - 00:24 | I know |
| 00:29 - 00:31 | I know |
| 00:31 - 00:34 | through whats app |
| 00:38 - 00:40 | whats app!!! |
| 00:41 - 00:47 | a fuckin text message! He sent it through before the easter treat when no one replied to him |
| 00:47 - 00:50 | it was fuckin brilliant |
| 00:50 - 00:56 | I dont think i've laughed some much in my life! |
| 00:58 - 00:59 | priceless! |
| 00:59 - 01:01 | .....and then Troupy replied giving him a bollocking! |
| 01:04 - 01:06 | and then Muz! |
| 01:06 - 01:08 | Can you imagine Muz |
| 01:13 - 01:14 | getting that message |
| 01:14 - 01:16 | he was absolutely bealing |
| 01:16 - 01:20 | 50 years he's been in the table! |
| 01:21 - 01:27 | and Daz tries to fuck it off in one text! |
| 01:35 - 01:36 | 50 years of tabling fucked in one text!! |
| 01:36 - 01:39 | no wonder it's taken so long for the brewdog licence to go through! |
| 01:41 - 01:44 | seriously seriously |
| 01:44 - 01:47 | Muz, can you imagine him |
| 01:47 - 01:49 | lets wind up the table |
| 01:50 - 01:53 | wind the fuckin table up! |
| 01:54 - 01:56 | Daz, where did it all go wrong? |
| 01:56 - 01:58 | where the fuck did that come from |
| 01:58 - 02:02 | was it the boxing or the fireworks ending? |
| 02:05 - 02:07 | because Fitzpatrick left? |
| 02:10 - 02:11 | Norman Leaving? |
| 02:11 - 02:13 | No |
| 02:15 - 02:17 | No, christ remember him! |
| 02:17 - 02:20 | no, it was becasue no c*nt turned up the eater treat |
| 02:21 - 02:28 | The OAPs broke him, only 12 turned up and they all complained about warm drink and having no vodka |
| 02:29 - 02:30 | pissed off by a bunch of 80 yr olds |
| 02:30 - 02:32 | exactly, aye |
| 02:36 - 02:39 | He didn't have a clue how many were going to turn up |
| 02:40 - 02:42 | no one a one point |
| 02:50 - 02:55 | Bloody Help the Aged at Kintore Arms! |
| 02:56 - 02:58 | What was happening there? |
| 02:58 - 03:04 | Some jumped up publican at the KA! |
| 03:04 - 03:09 | Trying to take over Muz as Garioch's Mr Charity title!! |
| 03:09 - 03:11 | That'll never fuckin hapen |
| 03:16 - 03:20 | wind up the table! |
| 03:23 - 03:26 | it's a classic! |
| 03:31 - 03:36 | That's the best one yet!!! |
