| 00:00 - 00:03 | The Joon RIde is planned for Fernie this year |
| 00:04 - 00:05 | Its good riding, lots of good downhill. |
| 00:05 - 00:07 | Trails start here, with a good flowy part here. |
| 00:08 - 00:12 | The only problem is that we dont know how many riders are coming |
| 00:12 - 00:15 | Its difficult to plan rooms, food, and the bus without knowing how many riders |
| 00:17 - 00:19 | Just have everyone send deposit money to Olympia Cycle and Ski. |
| 00:19 - 00:21 | Its very simple |
| 00:24 - 00:26 | Shrumyk... |
| 00:27 - 00:28 | The fuckers.... |
| 00:31 - 00:33 | The fuckers won't commit to anything |
| 00:34 - 00:36 | The cheap fucking bastards |
| 00:53 - 00:58 | Rockhead, JPO, Magoo, stay here, everyone else fuck off |
| 01:13 - 01:15 | Whats wrong with these fucking cunts!!! |
| 01:15 - 01:17 | Useless bastards just expect everything to happen. Fucking cunts!!! |
| 01:18 - 01:23 | The CEO's work is never done! |
| 01:25 - 01:28 | What do they think? Everything is just going to happen by itself!!??? |
| 01:29 - 01:31 | Those useless Fuckers!!! |
| 01:31 - 01:34 | Somebody has to pick the swag!!! |
| 01:34 - 01:37 | Somebody has to keep the budget and expenses!!! |
| 01:37 - 01:40 | and the CEO has to do all this and take a fucking guess how many riders are coming. |
| 01:40 - 01:42 | Shrumyk, some one still has to buy supplies and bake cookies |
| 01:42 - 01:46 | That's the Tinman's job, that's not my fucking problem!!! |
| 01:46 - 01:48 | Shrumyk, most of the guys don't pay until they get on the bus. |
| 01:48 - 01:52 | and the CEO has to figure out sizes for fucking shirts and shit. |
| 01:53 - 01:54 | Its always the same!! |
| 01:56 - 01:57 | The same shit every year!! |
| 01:57 - 02:00 | "Yes, CEO we understand your problems!" |
| 02:00 - 02:03 | "Yes, we will pay on time next year!! Blah Blah fucking Blah |
| 02:04 - 02:08 | Are you kidding me? |
| 02:08 - 02:13 | They need to take a turn at being fucking CEO!! |
| 02:14 - 02:16 | They need to try making a goddamn plan! |
| 02:17 - 02:21 | They need to stop bitching and whining about the bus and shit! |
| 02:27 - 02:29 | Fuck I could use a Volcano right about now |
| 02:30 - 02:34 | If only they would learn from history,you need proper planning |
| 02:34 - 02:36 | and you need the fucking money in before two weeks ahead of the ride. |
| 02:41 - 02:42 | and everyone needs to follow "Flow Rules"!! |
| 02:43 - 02:47 | Everyones seen the video, why is it so fucking difficult??!! |
| 02:48 - 02:53 | Everyone just gets fucked up and rides around like a bunch of idiots |
| 02:54 - 02:56 | Then someone misses a fucking turn and everything goes to shit! |
| 02:56 - 02:59 | Why does that happen every year? |
| 03:00 - 03:02 | It really is so fucking simple!! |
| 03:04 - 03:07 | Sorry Anna, you can't go on the ride, you don't have a penis |
| 03:14 - 03:16 | I just want to drink some fungal tea |
| 03:19 - 03:23 | Have some beers, get fucked up,maybe watch someones grandmother take her clothes off |
| 03:25 - 03:26 | Laugh until my stomach hurts |
| 03:31 - 03:33 | Eat grapefruit on the bus |
| 03:40 - 03:46 | Ride till I puke |
| 03:46 - 03:49 | Fuck I love the June Ride |
| 03:53 - 03:56 | Someone pass me a cookie.. |
