| 00:00 - 00:03 | Linda did a caption competition |
| 00:04 - 00:05 | The prize is a chocolate squirrel |
| 00:05 - 00:07 | She bought from a shop near here |
| 00:08 - 00:12 | It's a picture of Afro |
| 00:12 - 00:15 | With something in her hair |
| 00:17 - 00:19 | Was it for the whole family |
| 00:19 - 00:21 | What was the picture of |
| 00:24 - 00:26 | Mein Fuhrer |
| 00:27 - 00:28 | Chicks |
| 00:31 - 00:33 | Chicks, all over her hair |
| 00:34 - 00:36 | It was only meant as a joke |
| 00:53 - 00:58 | If you didn't know about this, leave now |
| 01:13 - 01:15 | Chicks in your hair |
| 01:15 - 01:17 | Do you know what it's like to have chicks in your hair |
| 01:18 - 01:23 | Baby chickens on your head just isn't funny |
| 01:25 - 01:28 | You should be ashamed of yourselves |
| 01:29 - 01:31 | Who won this fucking chocolate squirrel anyway |
| 01:31 - 01:34 | Tell me who it was and I'll go around their house |
| 01:34 - 01:37 | I'll eat the bloody squirrel on front of them |
| 01:37 - 01:40 | Tell me who the winner was |
| 01:40 - 01:42 | Mein Fuhrer, we won't know till 7pm tomorrow |
| 01:42 - 01:46 | I'll put chicks in their hair, see how they like it |
| 01:46 - 01:48 | Mein Fuhrer, those are the rules |
| 01:48 - 01:52 | Rules, rules. Stuff the rules |
| 01:53 - 01:54 | I'll take a picture of them |
| 01:56 - 01:57 | Then I'll send it to Afro |
| 01:57 - 02:00 | Then she can do a bloody caption about them |
| 02:00 - 02:03 | They'll have chicks in their hair |
| 02:04 - 02:08 | I'll be in the background eating the bloody squirrel |
| 02:08 - 02:13 | Then we'll see how funny it is |
| 02:14 - 02:16 | I just hope she does a funny one |
| 02:17 - 02:21 | Then the whole family can laugh at them |
| 02:27 - 02:29 | Who's idea was this |
| 02:30 - 02:34 | I want to get hold of them and put chicks in their hair too |
| 02:34 - 02:36 | Then tie them on so tight they never come off |
| 02:41 - 02:42 | Incredible |
| 02:43 - 02:47 | How must Afro be feeling right now |
| 02:48 - 02:53 | How can the family can be so cruel |
| 02:54 - 02:56 | All for a fucking chocolate squirrel |
| 02:56 - 02:59 | Which I'm going to eat anyway |
| 03:00 - 03:02 | I'm going to eat right in front of them |
| 03:04 - 03:07 | It's ok, he'll save you some |
| 03:14 - 03:16 | Tell me who is responsible for this |
| 03:19 - 03:23 | It was Linda who organized the competition |
| 03:25 - 03:26 | I bet she bought 2 squirrels |
| 03:31 - 03:33 | And has already eaten one |
| 03:40 - 03:46 | She shouldn't have done the competition |
| 03:46 - 03:49 | She should have given them both to her husband to eat |
| 03:53 - 03:56 | I hope he wins |
