00:01 - 00:07 | Hello and welcome to Scotland TV News! I am your presenter Big Donna |
00:08 - 00:13 | In todays news. Labrador still remains a war zone more on that later. |
00:14 - 00:18 | Now for the news in Scotland. Yet another Sly alt has been discovered. |
00:19 - 00:20 | Residents are outraged. |
00:21 - 00:23 | Else where in Scotland |
00:24 - 00:30 | There are rumours that Glasgow is going to be opening a Wetherspoons |
00:31 - 00:35 | It is rumoured that it will be Managed by Finlay_1 |
00:36 - 00:38 | And I must say |
00:39 - 00:42 | That I fucking Love spoons. Like more than I like eating dog. |
00:43 - 00:46 | I hope they put that Amberhope in the kitchen |
00:46 - 00:49 | Although apparently her name isn't actually Amber |
00:49 - 00:52 | Thank you for watching STV News! I've been big Donna |