| 00:00 - 00:03 | The deal with Fenrir is going to plan, |
| 00:04 - 00:05 | we have outbidded the Scots, |
| 00:05 - 00:07 | preventing them controlling the west. |
| 00:08 - 00:12 | We just need to transfer the 1200 gold |
| 00:12 - 00:15 | and install one of our Sly alts as mayor. |
| 00:17 - 00:19 | Finally we have them cornered, |
| 00:19 - 00:21 | we just need to wait for their surrender. |
| 00:24 - 00:26 | My King.... |
| 00:27 - 00:28 | They have.... |
| 00:31 - 00:33 | They've taken over Glasgow. |
| 00:34 - 00:36 | and also Liverpool, Newcastle and Plymouth. |
| 00:53 - 00:58 | Everyone who didn't shitpost on the Scottish discord get out. |
| 01:13 - 01:15 | I leave for one week |
| 01:15 - 01:17 | and they take over half of Britain in a week. |
| 01:18 - 01:23 | I gave Glasgow all my gold and they spend it on a fucking road? |
| 01:25 - 01:28 | and dumbass Brecon gives that one plot between Aberdeen and Glasgow. |
| 01:29 - 01:31 | calling it the "Shanka Highway." |
| 01:31 - 01:34 | How dare they after I gave them over 3000 gold |
| 01:34 - 01:37 | and they decide to join the Scots? |
| 01:37 - 01:40 | Why the fuck would they join them? |
| 01:40 - 01:42 | They actually talk to their mayors. |
| 01:42 - 01:46 | Who needs to talk when you can have gold!? |
| 01:46 - 01:48 | Throwing gold at people doesn't make them like you. |
| 01:48 - 01:52 | How else are we to control Britain if we can't use our gold. |
| 01:53 - 01:54 | Staff keep banning our alts, |
| 01:56 - 01:57 | they keep rolling back our claimblocking |
| 01:57 - 02:00 | and even use us as an example on the fucking website. |
| 02:00 - 02:03 | God knows how much claims we've lost since January, |
| 02:04 - 02:08 | dumbass mayors making obvious claim arms |
| 02:08 - 02:13 | Braemar even got rollbacked fucking twice! |
| 02:14 - 02:16 | Is it that hard to not claim in a straight line? |
| 02:17 - 02:21 | not to mention how many towns have fallen because no one fucking plays anymore. |
| 02:27 - 02:29 | We can't keep relying on Sly for his alts |
| 02:30 - 02:34 | Conman out of all people keeps finding them |
| 02:34 - 02:36 | he almost got Oban but now he has Sheffield |
| 02:41 - 02:42 | Fucking hell... |
| 02:43 - 02:47 | right next to fucking London |
| 02:48 - 02:53 | I can see him from Buckingham Palace |
| 02:54 - 02:56 | The Scots even have their own colonies |
| 02:56 - 02:59 | not only have they got Northern Canada they even have Ireland. |
| 03:00 - 03:02 | We used to dominate it and now they're growing too! |
| 03:04 - 03:07 | It's okay we can join Guineapigplays in India. |
| 03:14 - 03:16 | Maybe we should make peace, |
| 03:19 - 03:23 | give them all land north of the border. |
| 03:25 - 03:26 | Rename to England |
| 03:31 - 03:33 | Keep Wales of course. |
| 03:40 - 03:46 | We could ask GeneralRhombus to come back. |
| 03:46 - 03:49 | maybe he can take back the Isles. |
| 03:53 - 03:56 | Rule Britannia. |
