| 00:00 - 00:03 | Sir, Trump has ordered the creation of a US Space Force |
| 00:04 - 00:05 | The Wall will also be built |
| 00:05 - 00:07 | from here to here |
| 00:08 - 00:12 | and everywhere in between |
| 00:12 - 00:15 | Trump has ordered construction to begin immediately |
| 00:17 - 00:19 | No worry, when the Mueller Report comes out |
| 00:19 - 00:21 | Trump will be indicted and impeached |
| 00:24 - 00:26 | Sir... |
| 00:27 - 00:28 | The report... |
| 00:31 - 00:33 | the report has been released |
| 00:34 - 00:36 | Mueller found no collusion and no obstruction |
| 00:53 - 00:58 | Everyone leave the room except Lemon, Blitzer, Cooper |
| 01:13 - 01:15 | How can there not be any collusion! |
| 01:15 - 01:17 | We have been reporting that Trump is a Russian puppet for years! |
| 01:18 - 01:23 | We assured everyone that Orange Man BAD! |
| 01:25 - 01:28 | We were assured that he would be impeached! |
| 01:29 - 01:31 | How is this possible! |
| 01:31 - 01:34 | The New York Times won a Pulitzer for their collusion reporting! |
| 01:34 - 01:37 | We told people to call him Drumpf! |
| 01:37 - 01:40 | Did people forget he said pussy!? |
| 01:40 - 01:42 | Sir, we can push the possible obstruction |
| 01:42 - 01:46 | People are sick of our whining and lies! |
| 01:46 - 01:48 | Orange man still bad |
| 01:48 - 01:52 | We have destroyed our credibility forever |
| 01:53 - 01:54 | Everyone knows we are fake news |
| 01:56 - 01:57 | We can't win against Trump |
| 01:57 - 02:00 | He's playing 20 dimensional Chess |
| 02:00 - 02:03 | He humiliates us daily! |
| 02:04 - 02:08 | The 2020 election will be a landslide |
| 02:08 - 02:13 | No one will believe our lies now |
| 02:14 - 02:16 | We've been exposed as propagandists |
| 02:17 - 02:21 | When Hillary lost, I was told her henchmen would fix this |
| 02:27 - 02:29 | Now it will never be HER turn... |
| 02:30 - 02:34 | all those murders and the piss dossier for nothing |
| 02:34 - 02:36 | We won't survive six more years of Trump |
| 02:41 - 02:42 | Our ratings are in the toilet |
| 02:43 - 02:47 | Lemon can't beat the Food Network |
| 02:48 - 02:53 | Have we completely lost touch? |
| 02:54 - 02:56 | Who will we support in 2020? |
| 02:56 - 02:59 | They're all lunatics and losers |
| 03:00 - 03:02 | Bernie? Kamala Harris? Beta O'Dork!? |
| 03:04 - 03:07 | It's OK, Trump will win 400+ Electoral Votes |
| 03:14 - 03:16 | Trump has made fools out of us all... |
| 03:19 - 03:23 | He will be re-elected in 2020... |
| 03:25 - 03:26 | He won... |
| 03:31 - 03:33 | America will be Great Again |
| 03:40 - 03:46 | Our divisive identity politics are no match for him |
| 03:46 - 03:49 | The fake news media has collapsed |
| 03:53 - 03:56 | Order me a MAGA hat...red. |
