| 00:00 - 00:05 | This Ogre named Mario reaks of old coffee. |
| 00:05 - 00:07 | He is supposedly an Engineer. |
| 00:07 - 00:10 | I swear he is half retarded, Only half though! |
| 00:11 - 00:16 | He hands me Blueprints with Roman Numerals and asked me whats wrong? |
| 00:17 - 00:21 | I told that Mother Fucker there isnt a God Damn thing Right! |
| 00:21 - 00:24 | Nothing... |
| 00:29 - 00:31 | A degree |
| 00:31 - 00:34 | Presented to him from a Cracker Jacks Box! |
| 00:38 - 00:40 | He can do no wrong! |
| 00:41 - 00:47 | Then we have my Hondaurian side kick, aka the Fucker of Chickens and I asked what he thinks? |
| 00:47 - 00:50 | And he is Balls deep in a Squeaky Rubber Chicken. |
| 00:50 - 00:56 | At this point the only way to get his attention is to drop my pants and go ass up in the air. |
| 00:58 - 00:59 | He screams Ey Ton. |
| 00:59 - 01:01 | Whats is Eh Ton? |
| 01:04 - 01:06 | Shit was getting Heavy I guess |
| 01:06 - 01:08 | He cant say Tom... never makes sense. |
| 01:13 - 01:14 | Back to Mario |
| 01:14 - 01:16 | "The Cracker Jack Engineer" |
| 01:16 - 01:20 | Wastes time, money, his life, our lives. "Fabo Lives Matter"! |
| 01:21 - 01:27 | We can call him Quasi Oh-No because he designs disasterpieces, Wasted $8,000.00 on Mistakes, |
| 01:35 - 01:36 | He was Contracted for Notre Dame |
| 01:36 - 01:39 | Poof, GONE! |
| 01:41 - 01:44 | His Breath set it on fire |
| 01:44 - 01:47 | like a dragon |
| 01:47 - 01:49 | Halitosis like shit |
| 01:50 - 01:53 | He said "Do you know what I would do if I were you"? |
| 01:54 - 01:56 | I replied |
| 01:56 - 01:58 | "If I were you I would Kill My Self! |
| 01:58 - 02:02 | He sadly walked away..Slowly, but away. |
| 02:05 - 02:07 | walks around like a hobo with a change cup. |
| 02:10 - 02:11 | Only Cents he Has |
| 02:11 - 02:13 | Cents not Sense |
| 02:15 - 02:17 | I swear its True. |
| 02:17 - 02:20 | I almost forgot the Hump |
| 02:21 - 02:28 | Has a seperate life form on his back, maybe smuggling immigrants, I dunno! |
| 02:29 - 02:31 | He's like a Car |
| 02:31 - 02:33 | Hunch Back, Not a Hatch |
| 02:36 - 02:39 | Laughs like a Scooby Doo Villan |
| 02:40 - 02:41 | its fucking Creepy as hell |
| 02:50 - 02:55 | An Engineer that constantly has to ask questions. |
| 02:56 - 02:58 | How big is this Piece? |
| 02:58 - 03:04 | You fucking designed it ass hole, I dont know Roman Numerals. How Big is it supposed to be? |
| 03:05 - 03:09 | Decimals instead of Standard Measurements. What the fuck? I dont have A Degree |
| 03:09 - 03:11 | That Piece of Shit |
| 03:16 - 03:20 | Want an Engineering Job? |
| 03:23 - 03:26 | I will call Bob Now! |
| 03:31 - 03:36 | I Cant believe he survived the Abortion |
