| 00:00 - 00:03 | Time has caught onto us and it's quickly passing us by |
| 00:04 - 00:05 | you have done little to no revision |
| 00:05 - 00:07 | and only have 26 days until your first exam |
| 00:08 - 00:12 | you might want to start revising soon because there is a lot of content to learn |
| 00:12 - 00:15 | students of 2019 can only pray that the exam boards don't fuck them over |
| 00:17 - 00:19 | That's plenty of time, I know a lot |
| 00:19 - 00:21 | like osmosis and diffusion are the same thing |
| 00:24 - 00:26 | Mein Führer |
| 00:27 - 00:28 | Osmosis is... |
| 00:31 - 00:33 | Passage of a solvent from a low to high-concentration solution, through a semi-permeable membrane and not the same as diffusion |
| 00:34 - 00:36 | you are fucking retarded |
| 00:53 - 00:58 | If you haven't revised for your exams, would you diffuse from the room, you osmosis fuckers stay |
| 01:13 - 01:15 | WHAT THE FUCKING SHIT |
| 01:15 - 01:17 | HOW WAS I SUPPOSED TO KNOW THAT |
| 01:18 - 01:23 | YOU FUCKING IDIOTS THINK YOU'RE SO SMART YOU FUCKERS |
| 01:25 - 01:28 | I WILL BURN YOUR MOTHER |
| 01:29 - 01:31 | I'LL FUCKING EAT ANNAS HEAD |
| 01:31 - 01:34 | WHAT AM I GOING TO USE WITH THE STUPID STUFF WE LEARN |
| 01:34 - 01:37 | I'M NOT GOING TO THANK CHADWICK OR BOHR |
| 01:37 - 01:40 | FOR ADAPTING AND DISCOVERING MICRO FUCKING SHITS |
| 01:40 - 01:42 | all you had to do was revise no one is stopping you |
| 01:42 - 01:46 | YOU FUCKING SHIT WITH EVERYTHING WE HAVE TO LEARN I'M BETTER OFF PUTTING MYSELF INTO A CONCENTRATION CAMP |
| 01:46 - 01:48 | my lord, you're just stupid and lazy |
| 01:48 - 01:52 | I WILL SPIT ON YOUR DISGUSTINGLY CUTE FACE IF YOU DON'T STOP TELLING ME FACTS |
| 01:53 - 01:54 | BURN IN HELL |
| 01:57 - 02:00 | I'VE GOT TO THE POINT WHERE I'M JUST SICK OF THE WORD "REVISION" |
| 02:00 - 02:03 | THESE EXAM BOARDS ARE TESTING US 16 YEAR OLDS AS IF WE'RE FUCKING EINSTINE |
| 02:04 - 02:08 | I'D LIKE TO SEE THEM SITTING IN AN EXAM HALL WHERE OLD FUCKING PEOPLE ARE STARING AT YOU FOR HOURS |
| 02:08 - 02:13 | DO YOU THINK THAT IS AN APROPRIATE JOB?? GETTING PAID TO WATCH CHILDREN???!?!?!?!? |
| 02:14 - 02:16 | HOW HARD IS IT TO NOT BREATHE SO CLOSE IT GETS SO CLOSE TO MY MOUTH |
| 02:17 - 02:21 | I CAN'T STAND LISTENING TO YOUR FUCKING HEELS CLICKERTY CLACKING EVERY 2 SECONDS |
| 02:27 - 02:29 | Why is is so hard to not get easy exams? |
| 02:30 - 02:34 | we're doing the same things A-level students are doing fuckdamnit |
| 02:34 - 02:36 | 5 years of education wasted |
| 02:41 - 02:42 | FUCKING 5 YEARS I'VE WASTED |
| 02:43 - 02:47 | I CAN'T TAKE IT ANYMORE I WANT TO FUCKING DIE |
| 02:48 - 02:53 | I DON'T GIVE A SHIT ABOUT ORANGES AND BANANAS THROUGH OSMOSIS |
| 02:54 - 02:56 | AND THESE STUPID PEOPLE WHO MARK OUR EXAMS |
| 02:56 - 02:59 | ARE PROBABLY SITTING THERE WITH A SMUG LOOK FEELING PLEASED WITH THE MISERY THEY'VE PUT ON US |
| 03:00 - 03:02 | I'LL START A FUCKING REVOLUTION IF I HAVE TO |
| 03:04 - 03:07 | It's ok Anna you're gonna die anyway |
| 03:14 - 03:16 | 5 years of education |
| 03:19 - 03:23 | All gone down the drain because of the new exam boards |
| 03:25 - 03:26 | It sucks |
| 03:31 - 03:33 | my sister got a fucking 2 for her maths gcse |
| 03:40 - 03:46 | I care about my education so why did they make it so hard? |
| 03:46 - 03:49 | I even wrote mein kampf |
| 03:53 - 03:56 | I'm going to start WW3 |
