| 00:00 - 00:03 | Those cocks want to organise a pool competition in Belfast. |
| 00:04 - 00:05 | Big Sadie the Paraolympian wants it to be staged here |
| 00:05 - 00:07 | here, and here. |
| 00:08 - 00:12 | They want cream buns as prizes, the loser buys them. |
| 00:12 - 00:15 | They all want different kinds of buns and they must be fresh ones |
| 00:17 - 00:19 | Get a hold of these cocks. |
| 00:19 - 00:21 | We'll find out what they want. |
| 00:24 - 00:26 | Sir... |
| 00:27 - 00:28 | They... |
| 00:31 - 00:33 | They don't like the plastic cream. |
| 00:34 - 00:36 | They only like Donuts and slices. |
| 00:53 - 00:58 | Everyone who can't buy fresh buns, get out now. |
| 01:13 - 01:15 | What the hell are they thinking? |
| 01:15 - 01:17 | Organizing a competition with no fresh buns? |
| 01:18 - 01:23 | Where is the rest of these fucking cocks? |
| 01:25 - 01:28 | Where the one they call Guru? |
| 01:29 - 01:31 | Another Mot? |
| 01:31 - 01:34 | No. Don't tell me another Airport run?. |
| 01:34 - 01:37 | Wheres Meatball? At Vite Hare Lane again? |
| 01:37 - 01:40 | I suppose The Black one is playing bumper cars? |
| 01:40 - 01:42 | Sir, some have to take annual leave before April. |
| 01:42 - 01:46 | Is it this fucking "use or lose it" nonsense every four weeks? |
| 01:46 - 01:48 | Sir, They want the rules changed again.. |
| 01:48 - 01:52 | They have to play from the D, Cro got the dam thing fixed |
| 01:53 - 01:54 | And don't use the butt of the cue.. |
| 01:56 - 01:57 | Use the tip like us all |
| 01:57 - 02:00 | "Yes, we understand it can be difficult!" |
| 02:00 - 02:03 | But its the same for everyone!" |
| 02:04 - 02:08 | The same rules damit!!!!! |
| 02:08 - 02:13 | They need rules so everyone can play along with. |
| 02:14 - 02:16 | They need a goddamn rules.. |
| 02:17 - 02:21 | Some asshole thinks everyones a winner not in this war |
| 02:27 - 02:29 | Fucking "Iceman" sits in the corner. |
| 02:30 - 02:34 | Bloody Mckenzeie does his own thing like always |
| 02:34 - 02:36 | I do what I want I do what I want |
| 02:41 - 02:42 | No more of this |
| 02:43 - 02:47 | Too much of CC playing this stupid candy crush game |
| 02:48 - 02:53 | Throw the phone out the door and then we'll see... |
| 02:54 - 02:56 | And that Soviet hoodie. |
| 02:56 - 02:59 | Who the hell the duchess anyway? |
| 03:00 - 03:02 | I don't like that big beard on him! |
| 03:04 - 03:07 | It's okay Anna, slick still has his fringe. |
| 03:14 - 03:16 | Those who don't like the rules will leave us |
| 03:19 - 03:23 | They'll get no cream buns from us.. |
| 03:25 - 03:26 | Lets play then.. |
| 03:31 - 03:33 | Nothing. Will change. |
| 03:40 - 03:46 | Is the two for one still on offer. |
| 03:46 - 03:49 | Will some please order a large mighty meaty and a pepperoni. |
| 03:53 - 03:56 | And please on garlic bread.... |
