| 00:00 - 00:03 | Barcelona won 3-0 last night |
| 00:04 - 00:05 | we lost 4-0 on aggregate |
| 00:05 - 00:07 | and are out the Champions League |
| 00:08 - 00:12 | We have to finish top 4 now |
| 00:12 - 00:15 | our last 5 games are imperative |
| 00:17 - 00:19 | At least Ole Gunnar |
| 00:19 - 00:21 | is only caretaker manager |
| 00:24 - 00:26 | Sir, after his record start |
| 00:27 - 00:28 | and knocking out PSG... |
| 00:31 - 00:33 | We made him our permanent manager |
| 00:34 - 00:36 | He's been given a 3-year deal |
| 00:53 - 00:58 | Everyone who sang "Ole's at the Wheel", get out! |
| 01:13 - 01:15 | Where is Pocchetino?!?! |
| 01:15 - 01:17 | This Norwegian hobbit relegated Cardiff |
| 01:18 - 01:23 | Even I could win the Norwegian Eliteserien |
| 01:25 - 01:28 | They're a bunch of Viking farmers |
| 01:29 - 01:31 | Zidane, Pocchetino, Allegri? |
| 01:31 - 01:34 | Even David Moyes would have been better than this |
| 01:34 - 01:37 | We lost to Wolverhampton Wanderers, TWICE |
| 01:37 - 01:40 | They lost to Huddersfield town twice this season |
| 01:40 - 01:42 | In fairness, they beat Liverpool & Spurs |
| 01:42 - 01:46 | Shut up, they haven't won a thing since 1980 |
| 01:46 - 01:48 | Sir, they have Jimenez and Doherty |
| 01:48 - 01:52 | Urgh, and we have to play City this weekend |
| 01:53 - 01:54 | Pep must be laughing! |
| 01:56 - 01:57 | What are Sterling & De Bruyne |
| 01:57 - 02:00 | going to do to Phil fucking Jones and Ashley Young? |
| 02:00 - 02:03 | Never mind that Spanish Jumanji in goal, he can't even catch a joke |
| 02:04 - 02:08 | Greatest keeper in the world? |
| 02:08 - 02:13 | Romero & Grant could keep better with their feet |
| 02:14 - 02:16 | Screw that fucking fax machine! |
| 02:17 - 02:21 | I think Madrid will go for Karius instead |
| 02:27 - 02:29 | Ole's at the wheel |
| 02:30 - 02:34 | Tell me how good does it feel? |
| 02:34 - 02:36 | I feel like I'm going to puke |
| 02:41 - 02:42 | We've got Sanchez |
| 02:43 - 02:47 | Paul Pogba and Fred? What is his surname even? |
| 02:48 - 02:53 | Marcus Rashford, he's Manc born and bred |
| 02:54 - 02:56 | So are Simply Red and they are horrific |
| 02:56 - 02:59 | At least Oasis support a winning fucking team! |
| 03:00 - 03:02 | Wonderwall would be better line of defence than our back 4 |
| 03:04 - 03:07 | It's ok, Luke Shaw wasn't playing last night |
| 03:14 - 03:16 | At least Ander Herrera |
| 03:19 - 03:23 | can lead us into next season |
| 03:25 - 03:26 | He's shown true heart |
| 03:31 - 03:33 | passion & belief |
| 03:40 - 03:46 | We can rebuild our team around him |
| 03:46 - 03:49 | Now leave me, so I can be alone |
| 03:53 - 03:56 | and read Juan Mata's weekly blog |
