| 00:01 - 00:07 | BREAKING NEWS: DURIN HAS REFORMED THE FPC. |
| 00:08 - 00:13 | EREBOR HAS LEFT THE COALITION IN ORDER TO JOIN LOTH AND MIRK IN A COUNCIL OF EQUALS. |
| 00:14 - 00:18 | DURIN HAS DECLARED WAR ON EREBOR FOR THIS OBVIOUS TREACHERY, AND IRON HILLS HAS JOINED THE CONFLICT! |
| 00:19 - 00:20 | LOTH AND MIRK SEEM TO BE JOINING EREBOR IN A BATTLE AGAINST THE OTHER DWARVES. |
| 00:21 - 00:23 | MEANWHILE, THE ISTARI LOOK ON AND DO NOTHING. |
| 00:24 - 00:30 | WE NOW GIVE YOU A QUOTE FROM DURIN: |
| 00:31 - 00:35 | AA |
| 00:36 - 00:38 | AAA |
| 00:39 - 00:42 | EREBOR SUCKS UP TO DWARVES THEY ARE GAY |
| 00:43 - 00:46 | KILL EREBOR FOR THEIR TREACHERY |
| 00:46 - 00:49 | TAKE TO THE STREETS, ALL LOYAL DWARVES |
| 00:49 - 00:52 | BURN THE ELF LOVING INFIDELS |
