| 00:00 - 00:03 | The playoffs start in an hour |
| 00:04 - 00:05 | We finished 16th in quals |
| 00:05 - 00:07 | And are in a good spot to be picked |
| 00:08 - 00:12 | And, if 1114 picks us... |
| 00:12 - 00:15 | We'll end up in Detroit for worlds |
| 00:17 - 00:19 | Are you sure we'll be taken? |
| 00:19 - 00:21 | We didn't last year |
| 00:24 - 00:26 | My mentor... |
| 00:27 - 00:28 | Daddy Simbotics... |
| 00:31 - 00:33 | Daddy Simbotics chose SWAT |
| 00:34 - 00:36 | We're backup bot 1 |
| 00:53 - 00:58 | Everyone except drive team, get out |
| 01:13 - 01:15 | I TOLD YOU A MILLION TIMES |
| 01:15 - 01:17 | WE CAN'T RELY ON BEING PICKED |
| 01:18 - 01:23 | What's the point of being 16th in quals |
| 01:25 - 01:28 | If we don't even make playoffs! |
| 01:29 - 01:31 | THIS HAPPENS EVERY YEAR! |
| 01:31 - 01:34 | We shouldn't have built an elevator |
| 01:34 - 01:37 | Now we have to go smash SWAT's robot with a sledgehammer |
| 01:37 - 01:40 | AND THAT'S NOT GP SO WE CAN'T DO IT |
| 01:40 - 01:42 | My mentor, we can still win the entrepreneurship award |
| 01:43 - 01:46 | THE ENTREPRENEURSHIP AWARD??? HOW DOES THAT HELP OUR ROBOT |
| 01:46 - 01:48 | But, my mentor, it'll still be good for the team |
| 01:48 - 01:52 | It doesn't matter how many times we win entrepreneurship |
| 01:53 - 01:54 | That's never enough! |
| 01:56 - 01:57 | In case you haven't noticed |
| 01:57 - 02:00 | What we need on this team |
| 02:00 - 02:03 | is a smooth and working robot! |
| 02:04 - 02:08 | EVERY FUCKING YEAR...TWO YEARS AGO WE KEPT ON LOSING COMS |
| 02:08 - 02:13 | LAST YEAR OUR ELEVATOR WAS A METAL PIECE OF CRAP! |
| 02:14 - 02:16 | I'm sick and tired of this shit... |
| 02:17 - 02:21 | If this happens again, I'm ditching this team for Warp7! |
| 02:27 - 02:29 | If only we could build a smooth robot |
| 02:30 - 02:34 | Why does Dean Kamen insist on having such a short build season? |
| 02:34 - 02:36 | It's never long enough |
| 02:41 - 02:42 | Fucking hell |
| 02:43 - 02:47 | Why do our drivers never get practice with the bot... |
| 02:48 - 02:53 | or even give us enough time to make our climb faster |
| 02:54 - 02:56 | Our robot needs to start climbing before the end game |
| 02:56 - 02:59 | Meanwhile 1114 can climb in 3 seconds and finish the rocket! |
| 03:00 - 03:02 | They always pick SWAT over us! |
| 03:04 - 03:07 | It's okay...we can win the team spirit award |
| 03:14 - 03:16 | There's only one option we have left... |
| 03:19 - 03:23 | pack up the pit and hope a robot breaks down |
| 03:25 - 03:26 | We'll just sit and hope |
| 03:31 - 03:33 | And there's always next year |
| 03:40 - 03:46 | Maybe then we'll be the ones picking our alliances |
| 03:46 - 03:49 | and not being passed on |
| 03:53 - 03:56 | Kamen help us |
