| 00:00 - 00:03 | You are being sued by Tom J Whittaker. |
| 00:04 - 00:05 | He claims unlawful discharge. |
| 00:05 - 00:07 | He is believed to win. |
| 00:08 - 00:12 | We believe you should get a lawyer to help your case or you will be a meme forever. |
| 00:12 - 00:15 | The case will take place on Sunday, 14th April 2019. |
| 00:17 - 00:19 | It's ok. |
| 00:19 - 00:21 | He's got nothing on me. |
| 00:24 - 00:26 | Commissioner, |
| 00:27 - 00:28 | He is... |
| 00:31 - 00:33 | He is suing under the Public & Government ESA. |
| 00:34 - 00:36 | It applies to MPS. |
| 00:53 - 00:58 | Everyone apart from Trab, Ark, haunt and dog leave. |
| 01:13 - 01:15 | WHY THE FUCK IS THIS HAPPENING |
| 01:15 - 01:17 | WHY DID YOU NOT GET THE EVIDENCE |
| 01:18 - 01:23 | IF ONLY I HAD EVIDENCE I COULD HAVE EASILY GOT HIM MORONS |
| 01:25 - 01:28 | YOU ARE THE WORST SLT EVER. |
| 01:29 - 01:31 | I WANT TO STAY AS COMMISSIONER! |
| 01:31 - 01:34 | WHY DIDN'T YOU TELL ME TO GET A LAWYER |
| 01:34 - 01:37 | YOU TREASONOUS FUCKING STUPID IDIOTIC COWS WHO KNOW NOTHING. |
| 01:37 - 01:40 | YOU'RE FIRED! |
| 01:40 - 01:42 | Commissioner, I had nothing to do with this |
| 01:42 - 01:46 | WHY DID YOU NOT GET ME EVIDENCE! |
| 01:46 - 01:48 | Commissioner, there was no evidence against Tom! |
| 01:48 - 01:52 | YOU ARE AWFUL AT BEING SPEAKER, FUCK YOU! |
| 01:53 - 01:54 | I HATE YOU ALL |
| 01:56 - 01:57 | I WILL BE BEST COMMISSIONER |
| 01:57 - 02:00 | I WILL NEVER STOP BEING COMMISSIONER, I'M THE BEST |
| 02:00 - 02:03 | I WILL BE THE BEST EVER! REFORMS! |
| 02:04 - 02:08 | WHEN I TOOK THIS JOB I WANTED SUPPORT AND CONTROL, WHY ARE YOU LIKE THIS |
| 02:08 - 02:13 | I WILL MAKE SURE YOU NEVER SUCCEED! EVER! |
| 02:14 - 02:16 | IM SO PISSED OFF |
| 02:17 - 02:21 | EVEN THEBOBBOOK WOULD DO A BETTER JOB THAN YOU |
| 02:27 - 02:29 | I will not resign, I cannot! |
| 02:30 - 02:34 | I want my weekly Commander reports! |
| 02:34 - 02:36 | Stupid morons! |
| 02:41 - 02:42 | That's it. |
| 02:43 - 02:47 | WHY IS IT THAT I DON'T SUCCEED? I'M NOT A RETARD!..right? |
| 02:48 - 02:53 | NONE OF YOU KNOW THE MEANING OF LOYALTY YOU LESBIAN MORONS! |
| 02:54 - 02:56 | At least Trab tried to help me... |
| 02:56 - 02:59 | BUT HE STILL FUCKING FAILED! |
| 03:00 - 03:02 | ALL OF YOU FAILED! |
| 03:04 - 03:07 | Don't worry, we have the PCSO gamepass. |
| 03:14 - 03:16 | I have no idea what to do. |
| 03:19 - 03:23 | Maybe abolish MPS? I'm Commissioner, I can do what I want. |
| 03:25 - 03:26 | I resign. |
| 03:31 - 03:33 | But you're still all fired. |
| 03:40 - 03:46 | We can still be fuck buddies, Trab. You're best Home Sec. |
| 03:46 - 03:49 | Unlike that sexy bloke called Tom who won. |
| 03:53 - 03:56 | The end is here. |
