| 00:00 - 00:03 | These are the latest reports of Nessoft facing slowness |
| 00:04 - 00:05 | Boutiques facing slowness |
| 00:05 - 00:07 | especially in Berlin and Austria |
| 00:08 - 00:12 | The customers screen freezes and he can't place orders |
| 00:12 - 00:15 | Berlin Boutiques says slowness since 9 am |
| 00:17 - 00:19 | Assign the P2 ticket to Naushad |
| 00:19 - 00:21 | He will put everything in order |
| 00:24 - 00:26 | My Fuhrer |
| 00:27 - 00:28 | Naushaddddd |
| 00:31 - 00:33 | Naushad was terminated last week due to accidentally running a import in production |
| 00:34 - 00:36 | Naushad is released from the project |
| 00:53 - 00:58 | Those in this skype meeting Madhu ,Preethi ,Praveen and Gaelle Stay .Rest can Bug off |
| 01:13 - 01:15 | He was the best L2 DBA we had! |
| 01:15 - 01:17 | How can you remove him from the project |
| 01:18 - 01:23 | now you sit here and want me to solve the issue |
| 01:25 - 01:28 | this is really a surprise |
| 01:29 - 01:31 | He acted in as swift and quick way |
| 01:31 - 01:34 | If he hadn't fixed the france table ss |
| 01:34 - 01:37 | I would be still sitting here and for two days |
| 01:37 - 01:40 | without taking a bath |
| 01:40 - 01:42 | My fuhrer you still smell now |
| 01:42 - 01:46 | Dont change the topic now ,you lazy fiend |
| 01:46 - 01:48 | My fuhrer i can kill the blocking sessions |
| 01:48 - 01:52 | you think killing blocking sessions solves everything |
| 01:53 - 01:54 | you have too look into the table |
| 01:56 - 01:57 | you call yourselves DBA |
| 01:57 - 02:00 | after you spent 2 hours in the Oracle Academy |
| 02:00 - 02:03 | you only learnt to start the databases |
| 02:04 - 02:08 | Naushad resolved Nessoft issues like she was his girlfriend |
| 02:08 - 02:13 | He even sat on valentines day solving the Slowness in France |
| 02:14 - 02:16 | you should have seen the love |
| 02:17 - 02:21 | i should have sent you all to bank project of stalin |
| 02:27 - 02:29 | studied from Academy |
| 02:30 - 02:34 | He kept a diary and wrote the issues and how he fixed near his heart |
| 02:34 - 02:36 | like a romantic novel |
| 02:41 - 02:42 | now who will assign |
| 02:43 - 02:47 | the P3 and P2 tickets and solve the Nesscache issues |
| 02:48 - 02:53 | This was really unexpected from the project |
| 02:54 - 02:56 | Now they have to pay |
| 02:56 - 02:59 | with extended shifts and weekend oncall |
| 02:56 - 02:58 | Gone |
| 03:00 - 03:02 | yes extended shifts and more work |
| 03:04 - 03:07 | Dont cry Ashwini ,Naushad will send his rap songs in whatsapp |
| 03:14 - 03:16 | I hear he is tagged in some |
| 03:19 - 03:23 | banking project in the next block |
| 03:25 - 03:27 | Gone forever |
| 03:25 - 03:26 | He is lost |
| 03:31 - 03:33 | That creep is lost |
| 03:40 - 03:46 | The way he starred at girls when they passed near his bay |
| 03:46 - 03:49 | They used to smile back and it made me jealous |
| 03:53 - 03:56 | I wish i had his charms |
