| 00:00 - 00:03 | The Ferrari's locked out the front row, Leclerc on pole |
| 00:04 - 00:05 | Everything was looking good |
| 00:05 - 00:07 | And they managed to stay in front |
| 00:08 - 00:12 | With Leclerc looking set to take his first race win |
| 00:12 - 00:15 | And for Vettel to make up ground in the championship |
| 00:17 - 00:19 | I knew Leclerc would win |
| 00:19 - 00:21 | And Vettel would put his problems of spinning behind him |
| 00:24 - 00:26 | My Fuhrer |
| 00:27 - 00:28 | Leclerc... |
| 00:31 - 00:33 | Leclerc had engine problems, he finished third |
| 00:34 - 00:36 | And Vettel spun when fighting Hamilton |
| 00:53 - 00:58 | Everybody leave except Binotto, Camilleri, Bryne and Elkann |
| 01:13 - 01:15 | What the actual fuck! |
| 01:15 - 01:17 | Leclerc should have fucking won! |
| 01:18 - 01:23 | If it wasn't for you fuckers, and that shitty engine |
| 01:25 - 01:28 | And Vettel should learn how to fucking drive |
| 01:29 - 01:31 | They might as well get in Maldonado |
| 01:31 - 01:34 | He could have done far better than Vettel! |
| 01:34 - 01:37 | And now that bastard Hamilton got the win, lucky fucker |
| 01:37 - 01:40 | I fucking hate him, and his stupid instagram posts |
| 01:40 - 01:42 | Hamilton's instagram posts are very interesting, I like his dog |
| 01:42 - 01:46 | Fucking Hamilton Fanboy! |
| 01:46 - 01:48 | But Roscoe is a really nice dog |
| 01:48 - 01:52 | What is your name? Fucking Toto Wolff? |
| 01:53 - 01:54 | Fucking ass! |
| 01:56 - 01:57 | All Vettel does is spin off now! |
| 01:57 - 02:00 | They should have kept Alonso there for fuck sake |
| 02:00 - 02:03 | But he had to fuck off too, didn't he? |
| 02:04 - 02:08 | Or Kimi? At least he would have finished on the podium! |
| 02:08 - 02:13 | But you had to get rid of him, for some fucking stupid reason |
| 02:14 - 02:16 | And I loved the Iceman, Kimi! |
| 02:17 - 02:21 | Even Arrivabene fucked off, that selfish asshole |
| 02:27 - 02:29 | You utter pillocks! |
| 02:30 - 02:34 | Think of the heritage of Ferrari! |
| 02:34 - 02:36 | The likes of Schumacher and Lauda |
| 02:41 - 02:42 | And now you lot |
| 02:43 - 02:47 | Leaving a shitstorm everywhere you go! |
| 02:48 - 02:53 | Why can't we just fucking win a championship? |
| 02:54 - 02:56 | And be over with this bullshit? |
| 02:56 - 02:59 | Another year where Mercedes are better than us |
| 03:00 - 03:02 | Is a fucking waste of a season! |
| 03:04 - 03:07 | Don't worry, Leclerc will win soon |
| 03:14 - 03:16 | For fuck sake |
| 03:19 - 03:23 | Where did it go wrong? |
| 03:25 - 03:26 | Only two races in... |
| 03:31 - 03:33 | And we have fucked it up |
| 03:40 - 03:46 | I hope that we will not have another bad race in China |
| 03:46 - 03:49 | We MUST win the 1000th Grand Prix |
| 03:53 - 03:56 | I expect that won't happen either... |
