| 00:00 - 00:03 | Capt. Gadus, we have the schedule for next week |
| 00:04 - 00:05 | and we have the earliest |
| 00:05 - 00:07 | show times of the 41st as usual. |
| 00:08 - 00:12 | We are trying to buy some lines for CT rides, as well as |
| 00:12 - 00:15 | extra lines for Rupp's inevitable UNSAT retakes. |
| 00:17 - 00:19 | This looks good Brau, |
| 00:19 - 00:21 | and I assume USEM events are going well. |
| 00:24 - 00:26 | My leader, |
| 00:27 - 00:28 | EPQ's... |
| 00:31 - 00:33 | Closed-book EPQ's have not been going well. |
| 00:34 - 00:36 | It's the 5th straight week with a failure. |
| 00:53 - 00:58 | Attached IP's and guest help leave the room right now. |
| 01:13 - 01:15 | What the fuck! |
| 01:15 - 01:17 | Another fucking failure?! |
| 01:18 - 01:23 | Half of the fucking questions are from the 11-248! |
| 01:25 - 01:28 | And we literally tell them what they need to study, |
| 01:29 - 01:31 | And they still fail?! |
| 01:31 - 01:34 | This entire flight is a total fucking joke! |
| 01:34 - 01:37 | Failed EPQ's and boldfaces, multiple studs on CAP, |
| 01:37 - 01:40 | fucking internationals trying to burn our microwave! |
| 01:40 - 01:42 | But sir, we still have a solid RSU schedule. |
| 01:42 - 01:46 | Shut the fuck up Brau, your RSU schedule is a complete dumpster fire! |
| 01:46 - 01:48 | My leader, that problem is coming from other flights. |
| 01:48 - 01:52 | Leadership mocks us for our fuck-ups, and I'm sick of it! |
| 01:53 - 01:54 | It ends now! |
| 01:56 - 01:58 | I give you all financial advice every Friday |
| 01:58 - 02:01 | about investing, taxes, and budgeting, |
| 02:01 - 02:03 | and this is how you repay me? |
| 02:04 - 02:08 | We never had these problems in the operational Air Force, |
| 02:08 - 02:13 | where we didn't have to worry about TP stalls and fucking slow flight! |
| 02:14 - 02:16 | I can't wait to get the hell out of AETC! |
| 02:17 - 02:21 | And I hope you all are stuck here for your entire careers! |
| 02:27 - 02:29 | I can't wait to get back to the tanker. |
| 02:30 - 02:34 | I was the fucking MAN in the -135. |
| 02:34 - 02:36 | Those were the good days. |
| 02:41 - 02:43 | We are not only failing EPQ's, |
| 02:43 - 02:47 | but also missing sim times that are on the fucking schedule?! |
| 02:48 - 02:53 | But now we need to somehow fix all of these problems. |
| 02:54 - 02:56 | And I don't even know where to start. |
| 02:56 - 02:59 | I try to be nice by only keeping them here 11 hours. |
| 03:00 - 03:02 | Let's see how they like no lunches from the BX! |
| 03:04 - 03:07 | It's okay Ian, we still have Chick-Fil-A fridays. |
| 03:14 - 03:16 | Col. Curtis will want to talk to all of us |
| 03:19 - 03:23 | about our student's poor performances and EPQ scores. |
| 03:25 - 03:26 | He will not be happy. |
| 03:31 - 03:33 | In the meantime, give more stand-ups. |
| 03:40 - 03:46 | And make sure you give them as many shotgun questions as possible. |
| 03:46 - 03:49 | Hopefully this will solve our problems. |
| 03:53 - 03:56 | You all are released. |
