00:00 - 00:03 | I just got a text from Lucas Bannon |
00:04 - 00:05 | His mother is livid and Sparky threw up |
00:05 - 00:07 | both here and here. |
00:08 - 00:12 | Declan was arrested and now we don't have a connect |
00:12 - 00:15 | therefore we cannot find Natty's or Key's from anyone. |
00:17 - 00:19 | To hell with all that bullshit. |
00:19 - 00:21 | I still have Andrew Luce's number |
00:24 - 00:26 | Sir... |
00:27 - 00:28 | Andrew... |
00:31 - 00:33 | Andrew Luce died in battle three months ago in Afghanistan. |
00:34 - 00:36 | He died in honor of L13 sir |
00:53 - 00:58 | If you think Lucas's accent is funny, leave |
01:13 - 01:15 | Are you fucking kidding me right now? |
01:15 - 01:17 | Now my parents are gonna catch me |
01:18 - 01:23 | after all these months of |
01:25 - 01:28 | drinking keystone's at Lucas's house. |
01:29 - 01:31 | Of all people |
01:31 - 01:34 | Maybe if Declan could hold is liqour |
01:34 - 01:37 | and drink 40 ouncer's somewhere else |
01:37 - 01:40 | other than the fucking bathroom at Dunkin Donuts. |
01:40 - 01:42 | Sir, Zain had the door locked! |
01:42 - 01:46 | Zain! You trust that fucking indian cunt bag they call a senior? |
01:46 - 01:48 | Sir, he hooks me with Marlboro Red's every day! |
01:48 - 01:52 | Nine-fucking-eleven he is responsible for! |
01:53 - 01:54 | Lucas is a fucking guinea |
01:56 - 01:57 | his accent... |
01:57 - 02:00 | For fuck sake all he shouts |
02:00 - 02:03 | is "Booze!" and "Spaaaky" |
02:04 - 02:08 | He thinks using a gravity-bong is the only way to smoke ganja! |
02:08 - 02:13 | And not for nothing, I saw a fucking welfare check in his mailbox. |
02:14 - 02:16 | I could see the fucking |
02:17 - 02:21 | K-Mart price tag still attached to his bootleg Jordan 5's! |
02:27 - 02:29 | Inviting so many people over |
02:30 - 02:34 | that you can't even sit in a bean-bag chair. |
02:34 - 02:36 | We never pay him for fucking alcohol! |
02:41 - 02:42 | Too much fucking stress... |
02:43 - 02:47 | Marina won't even give me fucking top... |
02:48 - 02:53 | Sometimes I fucking wonder if I'm friendzoned as bad as Pares! |
02:54 - 02:56 | And now, Jesus Christ |
02:56 - 02:59 | I can't even fuckin drink! |
03:00 - 03:02 | I'd rather commit suicide... |
03:04 - 03:07 | It's ok Molly. He didn't see your flat booty. |
03:14 - 03:16 | I can't remember the last time I had a fucking plat |
03:19 - 03:23 | Lucas is just one poor mothafucka |
03:25 - 03:26 | Fuck me |
03:31 - 03:33 | Do you want some Red Man? |
03:40 - 03:46 | Fuck off you cunt. I have my Newport non-menthal Gold's on me. |
03:46 - 03:49 | I need to go to kwicke soon and get me some more grizz. |
03:53 - 03:56 | Fuck Declan...dickhead |