| 00:00 - 00:03 | Week 8 of the college football season is in full swing. |
| 00:04 - 00:05 | The top-ranked teams won, but |
| 00:05 - 00:07 | For Ohio State, they have it easy. |
| 00:08 - 00:12 | They are heavy favorites to win against Purdue in West Lafayette. |
| 00:12 - 00:15 | If they can win, they will be in excellent shape for the playoff. |
| 00:17 - 00:19 | Yeah, the Boilers got totally |
| 00:19 - 00:21 | screwed over by the Buckeyes, right? |
| 00:24 - 00:26 | My Fuhrer, |
| 00:27 - 00:28 | Ohio State... |
| 00:31 - 00:33 | Ohio state got completely blown out by Purdue. |
| 00:34 - 00:36 | Their playoff hopes now circle the drain. |
| 00:53 - 00:58 | If you bought Orange, Cotton Bowl, or championship tickets for Ohio State, leave the room now. |
| 01:13 - 01:15 | They lost to PURDUE?! |
| 01:15 - 01:17 | Ohio State lost to fucking PURDUE?! |
| 01:18 - 01:23 | Seriously, how bad of a team do you have to be to lose to a team a step up from Kansas?! |
| 01:25 - 01:28 | And with Haskins, Dobbins, and Bosa! |
| 01:29 - 01:31 | The goddamn Toiletmakers! |
| 01:31 - 01:34 | No team in our class loses to Purdue, even this way! |
| 01:34 - 01:37 | And now we're stuck being Jim Harbaugh's bitch |
| 01:37 - 01:40 | Ensuring us that we will never get to Indianapolis again |
| 01:40 - 01:42 | Jim Harbaugh is not as good a coach as Meyer |
| 01:42 - 01:46 | Well at least Harbaugh doesn't let his coaches molest people |
| 01:46 - 01:48 | Urban Meyer's leaving after this season |
| 01:48 - 01:52 | The new coach won't be able to hold a candle to Jim Harbaugh! |
| 01:53 - 01:54 | How terrible is our program?! |
| 01:56 - 01:57 | Urban Meyer was to be the new Hayes |
| 01:57 - 02:00 | But all he has is one title, one-game season-chokes, |
| 02:00 - 02:03 | And now scandals and a loss to a cellar team to show for it?! |
| 02:04 - 02:08 | This is Ohio State, not Indiana, but we seem better in basketball! |
| 02:08 - 02:13 | We were a 3 seed in hoops, and in football flopped against a .500 team?! This is an insult, |
| 02:14 - 02:16 | One of the most legendary programs in college football |
| 02:17 - 02:21 | And Urban Meyer makes a mockery of it and pisses on Woody Hayes's grave! |
| 02:27 - 02:29 | This is the biggest insult to our legacy |
| 02:30 - 02:34 | 49-20 to a team that never gets above 6 wins |
| 02:34 - 02:36 | One of the worst teams in the Big Ten! |
| 02:41 - 02:42 | How outrageous! |
| 02:43 - 02:47 | As if our terrible performances over Minnesota and Indiana were any proof! |
| 02:48 - 02:53 | Now we are going to get slaughtered by Nebraska and Maryland; this is a terrible feeling |
| 02:54 - 02:56 | I bought tickets to Indianapolis for $500 |
| 02:56 - 02:59 | Only to see Jim Harbaugh and his damn Michigan Wolverines go win |
| 03:00 - 03:02 | All thanks to fucking Jeff Brohm and Purdon't! |
| 03:04 - 03:07 | Don't worry. Purdue looks much better than before. |
| 03:14 - 03:16 | How saddening. |
| 03:19 - 03:23 | Woody Hayes is turning in his grave right now. We could brag about Holy Buckeye. |
| 03:25 - 03:26 | Jesus, David Blough. |
| 03:31 - 03:33 | He looked like Drew Brees when he played. |
| 03:40 - 03:46 | This was just as disappointing as as Brees's performance in the last minutes of the 2000 game! |
| 03:46 - 03:49 | We're back to the era of John Cooper mediocrity. |
| 03:53 - 03:56 | Ohio State is no longer a powerhouse. |
