| 00:00 - 00:03 | So this is what I've been up to this week |
| 00:04 - 00:05 | I've been very busy |
| 00:05 - 00:07 | First there was an NBM |
| 00:08 - 00:12 | Then I delivered a custom TDD |
| 00:12 - 00:15 | And did a Champion Building session |
| 00:17 - 00:19 | But you have no activities |
| 00:19 - 00:21 | Nothing against the Opp |
| 00:24 - 00:26 | I didn't update Salesforce |
| 00:27 - 00:28 | But I will do |
| 00:31 - 00:33 | I've not done mine either |
| 00:34 - 00:36 | I was too busy Boss |
| 00:53 - 00:58 | If you've updated SalesForce please leave the room |
| 01:13 - 01:15 | You must update, every week!!! |
| 01:15 - 01:17 | We rely on those records |
| 01:18 - 01:23 | I need to generate my reports |
| 01:25 - 01:28 | You lazy twats |
| 01:29 - 01:31 | The business is relying on you |
| 01:31 - 01:34 | And yet you continue to take the piss |
| 01:34 - 01:37 | Next week Boss, I promise |
| 01:37 - 01:40 | It's the same old Bullshit excuse |
| 01:40 - 01:42 | I'm normally very good, but forgot this time |
| 01:42 - 01:46 | Forgot? Forgot? You Bellend. |
| 01:46 - 01:48 | Please, I'll do it straight after this meeting |
| 01:48 - 01:52 | You f'ing bet you will, you c*nt |
| 01:53 - 01:54 | You know how important this is! |
| 01:56 - 01:57 | Is it too much to ask? Really? |
| 01:57 - 02:00 | Just 30 minutes per week? |
| 02:00 - 02:03 | Just log in and put your activities in |
| 02:04 - 02:08 | Full of excuses, the lot of you |
| 02:08 - 02:13 | And it is you who will suffer for it |
| 02:14 - 02:16 | Just open up your laptop and type! |
| 02:17 - 02:21 | I've frankly had enough. It is so easy!! |
| 02:27 - 02:29 | I'll give you a second chance |
| 02:30 - 02:34 | make me happy this week |
| 02:34 - 02:36 | get it done on Thursday afternoon |
| 02:41 - 02:42 | And we can forget this |
| 02:43 - 02:47 | But if you let me down again...you twats |
| 02:48 - 02:53 | I will have your balls for breakfast |
| 02:54 - 02:56 | Does that register? |
| 02:56 - 02:59 | Do you comprehend what's at stake? |
| 03:00 - 03:02 | I do this all for you |
| 03:04 - 03:07 | It's ok. They won't forget next time |
| 03:14 - 03:16 | Resource planning. Utilisation |
| 03:19 - 03:23 | This is all for you |
| 03:25 - 03:26 | not my own amusement |
| 03:31 - 03:33 | but please don't let me down. |
| 03:40 - 03:46 | do you promise me? |
| 03:46 - 03:49 | Otherwise, there will be consequences |
| 03:53 - 03:56 | Salesforce. Very important |
