00:00 - 00:03 | They've set up police searchs throughout Berlin |
00:04 - 00:05 | So far, they have shown up here |
00:05 - 00:07 | here, and alot around my mother's house here. |
00:08 - 00:12 | From what I am guessing they are searching for you |
00:12 - 00:15 | but beyond that, it's not clear what they want. |
00:17 - 00:19 | Well I shouldn't have to worry. |
00:19 - 00:21 | I have committed no crime. |
00:24 - 00:26 | Sir... |
00:27 - 00:28 | Raping... |
00:31 - 00:33 | Raping a poodle is a crime. |
00:34 - 00:36 | And the whole thing with the beer bottle? Illegal. |
00:53 - 00:58 | Everyone who convinced me to do this on video, leave. |
01:13 - 01:15 | Why the hell was I not told this is a crime? |
01:15 - 01:17 | And WHY did none of you try to stop me? |
01:18 - 01:23 | And that little bitch with the camera didn't say anything at the time! |
01:25 - 01:28 | Did she enjoy what I was doing? I didn't! I was doing it for the publicity! |
01:29 - 01:31 | That sick bitch is going to get raped by blondie when this is done! |
01:31 - 01:34 | Look what happened to Tom Cruise |
01:34 - 01:37 | One mistake and now he is a science loving freak! |
01:37 - 01:40 | Who touches himself to the idea of his own daughter! |
01:40 - 01:42 | Sir, I do that to. A lot of people here do. |
01:42 - 01:46 | Bitch you talk to me when I tell you to! Otherwise you have to suck my dick! |
01:46 - 01:48 | Sir, but I do that all the same. |
01:48 - 01:52 | Well then I will take your face and... just... |
01:53 - 01:54 | Blam! All over the place! |
01:56 - 01:57 | And then I'll stick a hook up ur ass and go "Arrrrey" like a pirate! |
01:57 - 02:00 | Cause I get kinky like that sometimes |
02:00 - 02:03 | when I see fat people swimming in mayonnaise. |
02:04 - 02:08 | But this time I am going to make you swim in pickle juice |
02:08 - 02:13 | so that you are all wrinkly and smell like my grandmother's asshole afte two weeks of Jenney Craig. |
02:14 - 02:16 | Cause that just goddamn stinks like shit. |
02:17 - 02:21 | And I would know cause every other Wednesday I had to dive in there and clean the thing. |
02:27 - 02:29 | It was like cuddling up to Jabba the Hutt. |
02:30 - 02:34 | But it gave you a kind of rush, like when I pound my chest |
02:34 - 02:36 | and scream "I am King Kong" in front of small children. |
02:41 - 02:42 | And they run away... |
02:43 - 02:47 | And the mother begins throwing things at me and screaming for the police to come save her child from the creepy looking emo man... |
02:48 - 02:53 | Do you know how many hours I spend on my hair and the only comment I get is "creepy emo man". |
02:54 - 02:56 | I may as well just bury my face in this fat guy's crotch. |
02:56 - 02:59 | And shake my head up and down like this all over him. |
03:00 - 03:02 | Is that what you want? You want me to bury my face in his crotch? |
03:04 - 03:07 | It's okay Helga, I want him to do that too. |
03:14 - 03:16 | The floor is so shiny... |
03:19 - 03:23 | Whoever the man is that did these floors is the next Van Gogh... |
03:25 - 03:26 | So shiny... |
03:31 - 03:33 | You over there, don't go touching your nipples. |
03:40 - 03:46 | I know you have a habit of that but if you ever do it again around me... |
03:46 - 03:49 | I will cut off your nipples and shove them so far up your ass |
03:53 - 03:56 | that milk comes out your nose. |