| 00:00 - 00:03 | It's bad news boss,we're getting big money offers from all over |
| 00:03 - 00:05 | We've lost Head, Vallis and Woodgate to clubs from here |
| 00:05 - 00:07 | here, and here. |
| 00:08 - 00:12 | From what we can tell, they all defected after illegal approaches |
| 00:12 - 00:15 | We believe Assman from Clarendon is behind the plot |
| 00:17 - 00:19 | Offer them slightly more, they'll come back |
| 00:19 - 00:21 | but no Big Mac's |
| 00:24 - 00:26 | Derm |
| 00:27 - 00:28 | Its worse than that |
| 00:31 - 00:33 | Clarendon have put an offer in for Le Bas |
| 00:34 - 00:36 | and he's talking with them now... |
| 00:53 - 00:58 | Everyone who has fed Jamie steak get out now |
| 01:13 - 01:15 | What the hell are Clarendon thinking? |
| 01:15 - 01:17 | They must not get Le Bas |
| 01:18 - 01:23 | with his lethal left foot |
| 01:25 - 01:28 | Fucking idiots from Winterslow |
| 01:29 - 01:31 | Assman's caused this |
| 01:31 - 01:34 | I'll shove Jamie's' contract up his fucking arse |
| 01:34 - 01:37 | Vallis, Woodgate and now Le Bas... |
| 01:37 - 01:40 | All following like fucking sheep |
| 01:40 - 01:42 | Derm, the fans are concerned you'll lose Brading-Ingram lad too |
| 01:42 - 01:46 | Lose Caleb? What the fuck are you on? |
| 01:46 - 01:48 | Its true Derm, they've heard whispers of an approach from Shooters |
| 01:48 - 01:52 | Oh have they now? What the fuck do they know? I'm the captain of this ship |
| 01:53 - 01:54 | And they will not be allowed to leave |
| 01:56 - 01:57 | I'm a fucking legend |
| 01:57 - 02:00 | No-one from Testway crosses me |
| 02:00 - 02:03 | and certainly not over Le Bas! |
| 02:04 - 02:08 | Fuck it... the Ingram lad can go |
| 02:08 - 02:13 | We all know he's queer |
| 02:14 - 02:16 | But we will not lose Le Bas |
| 02:17 - 02:21 | I've spent years building this LJFC team, and now Assman thinks he can rip it apart |
| 02:27 - 02:29 | Well we cannot tolerate it |
| 02:30 - 02:34 | I must appear on Football Focus |
| 02:34 - 02:36 | Lineker must interview me |
| 02:41 - 02:42 | We must discredit Clarendon at every opportunity |
| 02:43 - 02:47 | And belittle every other team in the league |
| 02:48 - 02:53 | Whilst reminding Le Bas how great LJFC are |
| 02:54 - 02:56 | Yeah. That'll work. |
| 02:56 - 02:59 | We must offer Le Bas steak |
| 03:00 - 03:02 | and more fries |
| 03:04 - 03:07 | It's OK, he won't be offered your rib-eye |
| 03:14 - 03:16 | Assman won't offer steak |
| 03:19 - 03:23 | He only has small chipolatas |
| 03:25 - 03:26 | Anyone who is a veggy must be shot |
| 03:31 - 03:33 | We cannot have any salad munchers on board |
| 03:40 - 03:46 | You must encourage them to eat meat |
| 03:46 - 03:49 | That should be enough to keep Le Bas |
| 03:53 - 03:56 | and me in my job! |
