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297 views • 11/1/2012
| 00:00 - 00:03 | We must urgently discuss HardRockRevolution.com |
| 00:04 - 00:05 | *Internet in 1945? Sounds legit* |
| 00:05 - 00:07 | Here is the URL |
| 00:08 - 00:12 | Our map of the entire internet is super kiff |
| 00:12 - 00:15 | And reveals that they possess a surfeit of rock and metal deposits |
| 00:17 - 00:19 | Register an account for me at once |
| 00:19 - 00:21 | I wish to share my thoughts in the Nickelback thread |
| 00:24 - 00:26 | Mr. Führer |
| 00:27 - 00:28 | They... |
| 00:31 - 00:33 | They do not have a Nickelback thread at present |
| 00:34 - 00:36 | Just Kyuss, Goblin Cock etc. |
| 00:53 - 00:58 | Anyone who listens to Kyuss.. Goblin Cock.. etc. GTFO now. |
| 01:13 - 01:15 | What the hell do they think they're doing over there?! |
| 01:15 - 01:17 | 'Silver Side Up' is genre-defining! |
| 01:18 - 01:23 | Pitchfork gave it 8.3 out of 10! Chad Kroeger is the spokesman of a generation! |
| 01:25 - 01:28 | I'm restricting access to HRR from now on |
| 01:29 - 01:31 | No more Goblin Cocks up in here! |
| 01:31 - 01:34 | Kyuss are so overrated! And QotSA stole all their riffs from the S.S.! |
| 01:34 - 01:37 | Red Fang? That sounds like a communist plot! |
| 01:37 - 01:40 | I'll bet those bastards don't appreciate Creed either! |
| 01:40 - 01:42 | It's true, they're terrible people.. |
| 01:42 - 01:46 | Have you seen the 'bands you hate' thread?! OMFG! |
| 01:46 - 01:48 | Mr. Führer, they must be trolling us.. |
| 01:48 - 01:52 | "If everyone cared and nobody cried"! |
| 01:53 - 01:54 | "If everyone loved and nobody lied"! |
| 01:56 - 01:57 | "If everyone shared and swallowed their pride"! |
| 01:57 - 02:00 | "Then we'd see the day when nobody died"! |
| 02:00 - 02:03 | "And I'm singing Amen I, Amen I, I'm alive"! |
| 02:04 - 02:08 | "I want a brand new house on an episode of Cribs"! |
| 02:08 - 02:13 | "And a bathroom I can play basebell in! |
| 02:14 - 02:16 | And a king size tub big enough for ten plus me! |
| 02:17 - 02:21 | Chris Cornell wishes he could write like that! Soundgarden suck worse than Stalin! |
| 02:27 - 02:29 | Didn't they call it quits after 'Down on the Upside' anyway? |
| 02:30 - 02:34 | That HRR...has really gotten on my tits! |
| 02:34 - 02:36 | I want to attack them with a giant robot! |
| 02:41 - 02:42 | I hope they all go deaf |
| 02:43 - 02:47 | Post-rock makes no sense to me! Why is it called that? Can someone please explain it to me?! |
| 02:48 - 02:53 | As for the stoner/doom scene, one Black Sabbath and Electric Wizard was bad enough! |
| 02:54 - 02:56 | I'll bet that's where Anna discovered Orange Goblin too.. |
| 02:56 - 02:59 | She's been listening to 'Eulogies for the Damned' every damned night this week! |
| 03:00 - 03:02 | Well there'l be no more of that after I'm done with that infernal slum! |
| 03:04 - 03:07 | It's okay Anna, there's always Facebook |
| 03:14 - 03:16 | OK, here's my dispicable plan |
| 03:19 - 03:23 | Using the search function, we'll locate the 'just arrived / ordered / bought' thread.. |
| 03:25 - 03:26 | And blow it up |
| 03:31 - 03:33 | Removing all trace of it |
| 03:40 - 03:46 | But we'll make it look like the work of their administrator. As if a moment of distraction caused the catastrophe! |
| 03:46 - 03:49 | There'l be a revolt, during which we'll move in and assume control |
| 03:53 - 03:56 | Prepare a Nickelback bio. |
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