| 00:00 - 00:03 | They're all meeting in Paris for the Company meeting |
| 00:04 - 00:05 | then go on for beers here |
| 00:05 - 00:07 | here, and here. |
| 00:08 - 00:12 | From what we can tell, they are planning quite a session |
| 00:12 - 00:15 | ...possibly rounding off with whiskies with the Irish contingent |
| 00:17 - 00:19 | What time do we need to be there |
| 00:19 - 00:21 | We'll have been emailed by Nicola |
| 00:24 - 00:26 | Sir... |
| 00:27 - 00:28 | We... |
| 00:31 - 00:33 | We've had no email... |
| 00:34 - 00:36 | ...no Nazis allowed. |
| 00:53 - 00:58 | Every man here who has slept with Matt Cahill and caught crabs, get out now |
| 01:13 - 01:15 | What do you mean we've had no email?! |
| 01:15 - 01:17 | Organizing a huge piss up without me |
| 01:18 - 01:23 | And a fancy meal in a hotel, with all you can drink wine and beer! |
| 01:25 - 01:28 | What do they think is going to happen? |
| 01:29 - 01:31 | you've had Matt too? |
| 01:31 - 01:34 | I've been looking forward to this for ages |
| 01:34 - 01:37 | even if we do have to sit through boring presentations |
| 01:37 - 01:40 | on how great the Company is doing. |
| 01:40 - 01:42 | Sir, those presentations are worthwhile, even Alex's |
| 01:42 - 01:46 | Don't mention that yellow trouser wearing luvvy to me. |
| 01:46 - 01:48 | Sir, maybe there wasn't enough space on the Eurostar |
| 01:48 - 01:52 | ah yes, where they'll all be getting tanked up at the bar |
| 01:53 - 01:54 | while the old men sleep |
| 01:56 - 01:57 | The same shit as usual |
| 01:57 - 02:00 | "you only joined a few weeks ago so we can't invite you this time" |
| 02:00 - 02:03 | Whilst everyone else gets their fill |
| 02:04 - 02:08 | pretending to look interested when Parker opens his mouth |
| 02:08 - 02:13 | and the women avoid Maz's advances |
| 02:14 - 02:16 | whilst Bullen goes around telling everyone how much he loves them |
| 02:17 - 02:21 | There'll be a load of them staggering through the streets from one pub to the next |
| 02:27 - 02:29 | Maybe I'll just wait outside one of the pubs |
| 02:30 - 02:34 | wait til they're all pissed |
| 02:34 - 02:36 | ..and nick one of their shoes. |
| 02:41 - 02:42 | I can see it now... |
| 02:43 - 02:47 | ...Quick and Corbin will go back to Cahill's room with him |
| 02:48 - 02:53 | and play that funny 'hide the sausage' game |
| 02:54 - 02:56 | He said he only played that game with me |
| 02:56 - 02:59 | and then that Irish fella will go back to the wrong hotel again to keep drinking |
| 03:00 - 03:02 | ...and crack open the Disaronno. |
| 03:04 - 03:07 | It's okay Gretl, I got some cream you can have. |
| 03:14 - 03:16 | At least you can count on the Geordies |
| 03:19 - 03:23 | ...Rob will stay on for a few with me after, he's hardcore. |
| 03:25 - 03:26 | This is so short sighted |
| 03:31 - 03:33 | ...like marrying Briggsy |
| 03:40 - 03:46 | Maybe if we email Claire, see if I can get a last minute flight |
| 03:46 - 03:49 | If not, I've still got the end of Strictly to watch. |
| 03:53 - 03:56 | I don't need them. |
