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Hitler's rage at not being invited to Xmas Do
They're all meeting in Paris for the Company meeting then go on for beers here here, and here. From what we can tell, they are planning quite a session ...possibly rounding off with whiskies with the Irish contingent What time do we need to be there

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00:00 - 00:03They're all meeting in Paris for the Company meeting
00:04 - 00:05then go on for beers here
00:05 - 00:07here, and here.
00:08 - 00:12From what we can tell, they are planning quite a session
00:12 - 00:15...possibly rounding off with whiskies with the Irish contingent
00:17 - 00:19What time do we need to be there
00:19 - 00:21We'll have been emailed by Nicola
00:24 - 00:26Sir...
00:27 - 00:28We...
00:31 - 00:33We've had no email...
00:34 - 00:36...no Nazis allowed.
00:53 - 00:58Every man here who has slept with Matt Cahill and caught crabs, get out now
01:13 - 01:15What do you mean we've had no email?!
01:15 - 01:17Organizing a huge piss up without me
01:18 - 01:23And a fancy meal in a hotel, with all you can drink wine and beer!
01:25 - 01:28What do they think is going to happen?
01:29 - 01:31you've had Matt too?
01:31 - 01:34I've been looking forward to this for ages
01:34 - 01:37even if we do have to sit through boring presentations
01:37 - 01:40on how great the Company is doing.
01:40 - 01:42Sir, those presentations are worthwhile, even Alex's
01:42 - 01:46Don't mention that yellow trouser wearing luvvy to me.
01:46 - 01:48Sir, maybe there wasn't enough space on the Eurostar
01:48 - 01:52ah yes, where they'll all be getting tanked up at the bar
01:53 - 01:54while the old men sleep
01:56 - 01:57The same shit as usual
01:57 - 02:00"you only joined a few weeks ago so we can't invite you this time"
02:00 - 02:03Whilst everyone else gets their fill
02:04 - 02:08pretending to look interested when Parker opens his mouth
02:08 - 02:13and the women avoid Maz's advances
02:14 - 02:16whilst Bullen goes around telling everyone how much he loves them
02:17 - 02:21There'll be a load of them staggering through the streets from one pub to the next
02:27 - 02:29Maybe I'll just wait outside one of the pubs
02:30 - 02:34wait til they're all pissed
02:34 - 02:36..and nick one of their shoes.
02:41 - 02:42I can see it now...
02:43 - 02:47...Quick and Corbin will go back to Cahill's room with him
02:48 - 02:53and play that funny 'hide the sausage' game
02:54 - 02:56He said he only played that game with me
02:56 - 02:59and then that Irish fella will go back to the wrong hotel again to keep drinking
03:00 - 03:02...and crack open the Disaronno.
03:04 - 03:07It's okay Gretl, I got some cream you can have.
03:14 - 03:16At least you can count on the Geordies
03:19 - 03:23...Rob will stay on for a few with me after, he's hardcore.
03:25 - 03:26This is so short sighted
03:31 - 03:33...like marrying Briggsy
03:40 - 03:46Maybe if we email Claire, see if I can get a last minute flight
03:46 - 03:49If not, I've still got the end of Strictly to watch.
03:53 - 03:56I don't need them.