00:00 - 00:03They're all meeting in Paris for the Company meeting
00:04 - 00:05then go on for beers here
00:05 - 00:07here, and here.
00:08 - 00:12From what we can tell, they are planning quite a session
00:12 - 00:15...possibly rounding off with whiskies with the Irish contingent
00:17 - 00:19What time do we need to be there
00:19 - 00:21We'll have been emailed by Nicola
00:24 - 00:26Sir...
00:27 - 00:28We...
00:31 - 00:33We've had no email...
00:34 - 00:36...no Nazis allowed.
00:53 - 00:58Every man here who has slept with Matt Cahill and caught crabs, get out now
01:13 - 01:15What do you mean we've had no email?!
01:15 - 01:17Organizing a huge piss up without me
01:18 - 01:23And a fancy meal in a hotel, with all you can drink wine and beer!
01:25 - 01:28What do they think is going to happen?
01:29 - 01:31you've had Matt too?
01:31 - 01:34I've been looking forward to this for ages
01:34 - 01:37even if we do have to sit through boring presentations
01:37 - 01:40on how great the Company is doing.
01:40 - 01:42Sir, those presentations are worthwhile, even Alex's
01:42 - 01:46Don't mention that yellow trouser wearing luvvy to me.
01:46 - 01:48Sir, maybe there wasn't enough space on the Eurostar
01:48 - 01:52ah yes, where they'll all be getting tanked up at the bar
01:53 - 01:54while the old men sleep
01:56 - 01:57The same shit as usual
01:57 - 02:00"you only joined a few weeks ago so we can't invite you this time"
02:00 - 02:03Whilst everyone else gets their fill
02:04 - 02:08pretending to look interested when Parker opens his mouth
02:08 - 02:13and the women avoid Maz's advances
02:14 - 02:16whilst Bullen goes around telling everyone how much he loves them
02:17 - 02:21There'll be a load of them staggering through the streets from one pub to the next
02:27 - 02:29Maybe I'll just wait outside one of the pubs
02:30 - 02:34wait til they're all pissed
02:34 - 02:36..and nick one of their shoes.
02:41 - 02:42I can see it now...
02:43 - 02:47...Quick and Corbin will go back to Cahill's room with him
02:48 - 02:53and play that funny 'hide the sausage' game
02:54 - 02:56He said he only played that game with me
02:56 - 02:59and then that Irish fella will go back to the wrong hotel again to keep drinking
03:00 - 03:02...and crack open the Disaronno.
03:04 - 03:07It's okay Gretl, I got some cream you can have.
03:14 - 03:16At least you can count on the Geordies
03:19 - 03:23...Rob will stay on for a few with me after, he's hardcore.
03:25 - 03:26This is so short sighted
03:31 - 03:33...like marrying Briggsy
03:40 - 03:46Maybe if we email Claire, see if I can get a last minute flight
03:46 - 03:49If not, I've still got the end of Strictly to watch.
03:53 - 03:56I don't need them.