00:00 - 00:05 | So this guy comes in to get a used Audi |
00:05 - 00:07 | I easily sell him an A4 |
00:07 - 00:10 | Then he asks if we can do an extended warranty |
00:11 - 00:16 | I'm like of course, we could do that |
00:17 - 00:21 | So I sell him a warranty that doesn't even extend his coverage. |
00:21 - 00:24 | It only adds time onto his warranty |
00:26 - 00:28 | It doesn't even add any KM on |
00:29 - 00:31 | Only added 2 years |
00:31 - 00:34 | Literally, bent him over and fucked him right then and there |
00:38 - 00:40 | Fucked him |
00:41 - 00:47 | He walked out thinking he actually got a good deal |
00:47 - 00:50 | What an idiot! |
00:50 - 00:56 | Than after realizing his mistake he tries to come back for a refund |
00:58 - 00:59 | a refund? |
00:59 - 01:01 | LMAO |
01:04 - 01:06 | We don't do that here! |
01:06 - 01:08 | He actually thought we would do that! |
01:13 - 01:14 | Idiot! |
01:14 - 01:16 | You've come to the wrong place! |
01:16 - 01:20 | You let us fuck you, then you come back for seconds |
01:21 - 01:27 | hahahaha. Idiot! |
01:35 - 01:36 | So..... |
01:36 - 01:39 | I pretend to go see my manager |
01:41 - 01:44 | And ask if I can fuck this guy one more time |
01:44 - 01:47 | At this point my manager felt bad |
01:47 - 01:49 | and actually wanted to help |
01:50 - 01:53 | hahaha. Yeah right |
01:54 - 01:56 | so.... |
01:56 - 01:58 | I make him an offer to "extend" his warranty |
01:58 - 02:02 | It will only cost an additional $700 |
02:05 - 02:07 | On top of what he already paid |
02:10 - 02:11 | LMAO |
02:11 - 02:13 | And guess what, he agrees |
02:15 - 02:17 | Ends up giving us another 700 |
02:17 - 02:20 | Another $700 |
02:21 - 02:28 | What an idiot! |
02:37 - 02:40 | An idiot is born every minute |
02:50 - 02:55 | The best things is |
02:56 - 02:58 | he left again thinking |
02:58 - 03:04 | he got a good deal |
03:04 - 03:09 | Yeah, a good deal for me! |
03:09 - 03:11 | Unreal! |
03:16 - 03:20 | He let me fuck him! |
03:23 - 03:26 | Again! |
03:31 - 03:36 | and he liked it |