| 00:00 - 00:03 | The game has just issued another two cards. |
| 00:04 - 00:05 | An Angel and Phoenix... |
| 00:05 - 00:07 | is half way up lane 1. |
| 00:08 - 00:12 | Skeletons and a Dark Angel is in lane two |
| 00:12 - 00:15 | And a Dragon and a Mud golem is up lane three. |
| 00:17 - 00:19 | This isn't a problem. |
| 00:19 - 00:21 | We should put our black witch and inferno into lane three. |
| 00:24 - 00:26 | My fueher... |
| 00:27 - 00:28 | Steiner... |
| 00:31 - 00:33 | Steiner removed those two cards from the deck. |
| 00:34 - 00:36 | and replaced them with a reaper and standard bearer. |
| 00:53 - 00:58 | Anyone who thinks a rush deck is a bad idea, walk out now. |
| 01:13 - 01:15 | I don't want a rush deck! |
| 01:15 - 01:17 | I told Steiner I did not want a rush deck! |
| 01:18 - 01:23 | I've hated rush decks since I was in castle two! |
| 01:25 - 01:28 | There's no skill in it! |
| 01:29 - 01:31 | How dare he disobey me! |
| 01:31 - 01:34 | Putting a SB and a reaper down is a recipe for disaster! |
| 01:34 - 01:37 | The reaper will be wiped out in a single breath! |
| 01:37 - 01:40 | And the standard bearer is a total piece of crap! |
| 01:40 - 01:42 | We can put down a Golem and a genie at the top row... |
| 01:42 - 01:46 | The Genie card can lick my left boot! |
| 01:46 - 01:48 | My fuehrer your response is an outrage! |
| 01:48 - 01:52 | The outrage is using a crappy genie on a castle 8 match! |
| 01:53 - 01:54 | We're doomed! |
| 01:56 - 01:57 | I listened to you idiots when the mythical chest |
| 01:57 - 02:00 | went on sale. And all I got... |
| 02:00 - 02:03 | were 50 dryads!!! |
| 02:04 - 02:08 | And then you clods thought it was a good idea... |
| 02:08 - 02:13 | to play the tournaments! We spent 400 gems! |
| 02:14 - 02:16 | And all we got were five Dwarves and 50 gold! |
| 02:17 - 02:21 | We've lost ten games in a row and now this. |
| 02:27 - 02:29 | This will be our biggest embarrassment! |
| 02:30 - 02:34 | Who plays the Genie card when you have 11 crowns? |
| 02:34 - 02:36 | And even the daily plays are a mess now! |
| 02:41 - 02:42 | I said go for the vampire |
| 02:43 - 02:47 | but you idiots would rather get the Hollow Knight! |
| 02:48 - 02:53 | And what's more embarassing... |
| 02:54 - 02:56 | Is we're even the laughing stock of our clan! |
| 02:56 - 02:59 | Nobody donates cards to us! |
| 03:00 - 03:02 | We lose every friendly match! |
| 03:04 - 03:07 | Don't cry. We're only one win away from a victory chest. |
| 03:14 - 03:16 | I've done all I could. |
| 03:19 - 03:23 | The rest of our cards are rubbish |
| 03:25 - 03:26 | It's over. |
| 03:31 - 03:33 | We can't win this game. |
| 03:40 - 03:46 | And we'll now lose another 30 cups. |
| 03:46 - 03:49 | But I know what to do. |
| 03:53 - 03:56 | Kill the app and re-load the game. |
