00:00 - 00:03 | With the way IT has set up the firewall, |
00:04 - 00:05 | only stores within 1 mile |
00:05 - 00:07 | of Center 7 will be able to |
00:08 - 00:12 | access the database. |
00:12 - 00:15 | They say that's the best they can do. |
00:17 - 00:19 | But at least 5.1 is ready to |
00:19 - 00:21 | roll out without any issues. |
00:24 - 00:26 | Dages called today, |
00:27 - 00:28 | he said, |
00:31 - 00:33 | he took the libery to lowering the priority of 5.1 |
00:34 - 00:36 | to zero |
00:53 - 00:58 | Anybody who was hired by that pompous little twat, leave the room immediately |
01:13 - 01:15 | Who in the HELL put that idiot in charge? |
01:15 - 01:17 | He was one of our customers just weeks before |
01:18 - 01:23 | he was hired by that curry sniffing son of a bitch. |
01:25 - 01:28 | And now he's running the company? |
01:29 - 01:31 | How does something like this happen? |
01:31 - 01:34 | He hasn't coded a day in his life, |
01:34 - 01:37 | How the Hell is he supposed to manage a team of developers? |
01:37 - 01:40 | Why can't he just once, do as he's told?!? |
01:40 - 01:42 | Sir, I'm standing right here.. |
01:42 - 01:46 | You wear you sunglasses backwards! |
01:46 - 01:48 | They look good when I'm driving my Lexus! |
01:48 - 01:52 | No they don't you jackass! |
01:53 - 01:54 | They are the emodiment of |
01:56 - 01:57 | everything that is wrong with your |
01:57 - 02:00 | team of prostitute hiring outcasts! |
02:00 - 02:03 | Just once, just once I'd like to see your team |
02:04 - 02:08 | roll out a deploy without f**king things up |
02:08 - 02:13 | You know we call your deploys BUG deploys right? |
02:14 - 02:16 | And just because you call an issue a "Legacy Issue" |
02:17 - 02:21 | Doesn't mean it's a positive thing! |
02:27 - 02:29 | We thought we were getting screwed |
02:30 - 02:34 | when our head of IT |
02:34 - 02:36 | was blatantly stealing from us, |
02:41 - 02:42 | But at least he could keep |
02:43 - 02:47 | the servers up, and the stores running |
02:48 - 02:53 | But that scuba diving manatee |
02:54 - 02:56 | has single handedly brought the company |
02:56 - 02:59 | to it's knees countless times. |
03:00 - 03:02 | The costs have been incalculable. |
03:04 - 03:07 | Wendy, Wendy, it'll be ok. |
03:14 - 03:16 | All loans will be outlawed |
03:19 - 03:23 | within 2 years anyway, |
03:25 - 03:26 | I've saved enough |
03:31 - 03:33 | for retirement, but you have not |
03:40 - 03:46 | I guess I have always wanted to serve |
03:46 - 03:49 | a church history mission |
03:53 - 03:56 | I guess now is my time. |