| 00:00 - 00:05 | Lets talk about when I worked up north. |
| 00:05 - 00:07 | When I was an auditor? |
| 00:07 - 00:10 | Oh, it was a hard job. So I had to have some fun. |
| 00:11 - 00:16 | Oh, CIP-007 was the best. |
| 00:17 - 00:21 | They had this thing with ports and services... |
| 00:21 - 00:24 | Jesus... |
| 00:29 - 00:31 | I'd say, show me your ports. |
| 00:31 - 00:34 | They're supposed to be for networks! |
| 00:38 - 00:40 | Jesus... |
| 00:41 - 00:47 | You should have seen their faces! |
| 00:47 - 00:50 | Then the manager would come in... |
| 00:50 - 00:56 | ...and he'd ask, "How did you miss this?" |
| 00:58 - 00:59 | I'd have to keep a straight face |
| 00:59 - 01:01 | While they pulled out the standard |
| 01:04 - 01:06 | To try and argue |
| 01:06 - 01:08 | why it only applied to network services! |
| 01:13 - 01:14 | Jesus... |
| 01:14 - 01:16 | It gets better! Then the other regions |
| 01:16 - 01:20 | started asking ME to help THEM audit! |
| 01:21 - 01:27 | I was having so much fun! No one could tell me no! |
| 01:35 - 01:36 | Oh I hated that job! |
| 01:36 - 01:39 | I'd come in with my briefcase and they'd get all nervous |
| 01:41 - 01:44 | but then the lawyers came in. |
| 01:44 - 01:47 | So I had to stop before I got myself in trouble. |
| 01:47 - 01:49 | I thought I'd have to find another job. |
| 01:50 - 01:53 | But they wanted me to do more! |
| 01:54 - 01:56 | That was when they asked |
| 01:56 - 01:58 | about generation segmentation. |
| 01:58 - 02:02 | These companies didn't want medium impact assets. |
| 02:05 - 02:07 | Jesus... |
| 02:10 - 02:11 | Do you rememeber that time I called you? |
| 02:11 - 02:13 | when the guy had an accident during the audit? |
| 02:15 - 02:17 | He crapped his pants when I said they had shared cyber assets! |
| 02:17 - 02:20 | That was my favorite day on the job! |
| 02:21 - 02:28 | I told them they couldn't do generation segmentation because they forgot a process loop! |
| 02:29 - 02:30 | A process loop? |
| 02:30 - 02:32 | Spent ten million dollars! |
| 02:36 - 02:39 | They forgot a process loop! |
| 02:40 - 02:42 | Can you imagine being that guy? |
| 02:50 - 02:55 | But it gets better... |
| 02:56 - 02:58 | You mean about the planning study? |
| 02:58 - 03:04 | Yeah, they did that study and designated the generator as must run. |
| 03:04 - 03:09 | So it didn't matter what they'd done before! |
| 03:09 - 03:11 | So they had to put it all back the way it was. |
| 03:16 - 03:20 | You should have his face. |
| 03:23 - 03:26 | No more job for you buddy! |
| 03:31 - 03:36 | Now he works for NERC. |
