| 00:00 - 00:03 | The tournament we have all been waiting for started today |
| 00:04 - 00:05 | The first match of the 12th IPL |
| 00:05 - 00:07 | was played in Chennai |
| 00:08 - 00:12 | It was played between CSK and RCB, |
| 00:12 - 00:15 | and there were sixes hit in many directions |
| 00:17 - 00:19 | I'm sure my favourite RCB |
| 00:19 - 00:21 | won a great victory today |
| 00:24 - 00:26 | My Fuhrer, |
| 00:27 - 00:28 | Chennai, |
| 00:31 - 00:33 | Chennai again beat Bangalore as we expected |
| 00:34 - 00:36 | RCB was like a puppy compared to them. |
| 00:53 - 00:58 | Everyone who thinks RCB is a joke, get out. |
| 01:13 - 01:15 | Namma RCB! |
| 01:15 - 01:17 | What were they doing on the field? |
| 01:18 - 01:23 | I believed this year was going to be RCB's year! |
| 01:25 - 01:28 | Where they will not lose, |
| 01:29 - 01:31 | not even a single match! |
| 01:31 - 01:34 | They say they have all the best players |
| 01:34 - 01:37 | Still they get beaten by a team of oldies |
| 01:37 - 01:40 | which has no cricket superstars compared to RCB! |
| 01:40 - 01:42 | CSK is the best team since the IPL was started... |
| 01:42 - 01:46 | Have you seen RCB's records and accomplishments? |
| 01:46 - 01:48 | My Fuhrer, RCB does not have any. |
| 01:48 - 01:52 | You are making my life very difficult. |
| 01:53 - 01:54 | Stupid RCB! |
| 01:56 - 01:57 | They have Virat Kohli and AB |
| 01:57 - 02:00 | who they call best batsmen in the world, |
| 02:00 - 02:03 | and they lose all their matches |
| 02:04 - 02:08 | Not only that, even my wife supports CSK |
| 02:08 - 02:13 | Even all my Generals, all told me CSK will win, |
| 02:14 - 02:16 | And I like an idiot supported RCB |
| 02:17 - 02:21 | I have even lost my billion dollar bet, with Stalin! |
| 02:27 - 02:29 | Even Walther von Brauchitsch, using advanced Maths, |
| 02:30 - 02:34 | told me that RCB has no chance of winning |
| 02:34 - 02:36 | Never underestimate Brauchitsch's Maths. |
| 02:41 - 02:42 | Stupid Virat. |
| 02:43 - 02:47 | Why can't RCB win a bloody cricket match against CSK? |
| 02:48 - 02:53 | I should use my RCB shirt to wash the toilet. |
| 02:54 - 02:56 | That's where all of them belong |
| 02:56 - 02:59 | Now I know why Bangalore fans like BFC |
| 03:00 - 03:02 | because they lose only 50 % of the time! |
| 03:04 - 03:07 | You better not try out as an RCB cheerleader. |
| 03:14 - 03:16 | What is the use of supporting such a team? |
| 03:19 - 03:23 | I must support a more successful team, |
| 03:25 - 03:26 | Like KXIP, |
| 03:31 - 03:33 | or Deccan Chargers. |
| 03:40 - 03:46 | Even those bad teams manage to beat RCB. |
| 03:46 - 03:49 | While CSK can win the title |
| 03:53 - 03:56 | even after being banned for two years. |
