00:00 - 00:03 | Sorry to keep you all waiting. |
00:04 - 00:05 | I was waiting on a pizza from the jew cafe. |
00:05 - 00:07 | Pizza originated in Italy. |
00:08 - 00:12 | I assumed it was German, because it's so good. |
00:12 - 00:15 | But, surprise, surprise. It's Italian. |
00:17 - 00:19 | Well, that's some bullshit. |
00:19 - 00:21 | But, whatever. Let them have their pizza. |
00:24 - 00:26 | Sir... |
00:27 - 00:28 | We saw... |
00:31 - 00:33 | We saw the new Jewish play at the Berman. |
00:34 - 00:36 | Not only is it Anti-Nazi. It's horrible. |
00:53 - 00:58 | All of you in the back, I'm hungry for crepes. Go. |
01:13 - 01:15 | FUCK THE BERMAN! |
01:15 - 01:17 | WE GET IT! THEY'RE JEWS! |
01:18 - 01:23 | WHAT A TIRED IDEA.....JEWS! |
01:25 - 01:28 | You think they'd be bored with all these Jew plays... |
01:29 - 01:31 | I EXPECT MORE FROM THESE ANIMALS |
01:31 - 01:34 | EVERYONE KNOWS SHAUNA'S IN BED WITH THE SS! |
01:34 - 01:37 | Money. Money...that's all this is about. |
01:37 - 01:40 | La, di, da... Jew Daddy didn't love me! |
01:40 - 01:42 | Sir, not everyone was horrible... |
01:42 - 01:46 | The ONLY REAL JEW was the LESBIAN!! |
01:46 - 01:48 | It's about telling a story.... |
01:48 - 01:52 | WHAT STORY?! A FAIRTYTALE!!! |
01:53 - 01:54 | A CRY BABY! |
01:56 - 01:57 | Nancy Drew finds her Daddy's Passport... |
01:57 - 02:00 | And, makes a pay check out of it! |
02:00 - 02:03 | All the while making a FOOL OUT OF ME |
02:04 - 02:08 | GOES ALL OVER THE WORLD |
02:08 - 02:13 | MAKING MONEY OFF OF A SHIT PLAY! |
02:14 - 02:16 | Shauna owes me BIG TIME! |
02:17 - 02:21 | SHE AND HER FAIRY HUSBAND SHOULD GO LIVE ON A FARM WITH STALIN! |
02:27 - 02:29 | I'd fuck her though. |
02:30 - 02:34 | She had pale eyes, like my mother. |
02:34 - 02:36 | That's makes me...excited! |
02:41 - 02:42 | Fuck me. |
02:43 - 02:47 | How dare she turn my RACIAL MASTERPIECE THEATRE |
02:48 - 02:53 | ...into a God Damn BEDTIME STORY! |
02:54 - 02:56 | Someone get that bitch on the phone. |
02:56 - 02:59 | "Go back to NY and cry over a cappucino" |
03:00 - 03:02 | THAT HORRIBLE WOMAN IS A SHAM! |
03:04 - 03:07 | It's okay Anna. No one saw "The Legacy". |
03:14 - 03:16 | It would be one thing, if the play were actually good. |
03:19 - 03:23 | I wouldn't feel so bad for the actors. |
03:25 - 03:26 | It's time... |
03:31 - 03:33 | Time to apologize to them. |
03:40 - 03:46 | I feel bad for non-jewish actors, who are cast in these plays. |
03:46 - 03:49 | For them, I wish I would've done things differently. |
03:53 - 03:56 | "The Legacy"- my ass. |