Gentlemen... The Hardcore Closer is retiring.
We've deployed 3 sales funnels
Here, here, aaaaand here.
This should give us time to train and install his replacement
just like The Dread Pirate Roberts did in that princess movie.
I like where your head is at
using Phonesites.com was a nice touch
We didn't use Phonesites...
We heard Clickfunnels was better
Every single kangaroo who didn't buy my shit... get out. Hop on outta here.
How can I retire NOW?!
I told you to use Phonesites for the FUNNELS!
it takes 5 minutes... you think those sales pros out there have time for this shit?!
even that homely girl in CAR SALES could do this!
oh sweety he didn't mean you
If I hear Russell Brunson's name one more time...
You can't make one of his funnels while you're driving!
Phonesites is MOBILE!
Making a funnel while driving is dangerous
Then slow down and act cool around the Police!
Mr. Hardcore, what you're asking is impossible
David Goggins doesn't think so... Fuck Your Excuses!
Get your mind right!
If I could get you guys to tune in every Monday
your brains would be so rewired your heads would spin!
Look at Galvez and his rubber chicken... spitting straight FIRE.
We were about to hit 100 thousand sales pros, remember?
Then one of you roof slappers decided to act up and I had to ban like 30 thousand sales people...
some of them were super HOT...
You're lucky we're not at my old penthouse right now... I'd throw each of you out the sliding glass door!
At least tomorrow is Fly in Friday...
Ed Mylett's gonna chestbump me #MAXOUT style
I love that...
Oooh you guys make me so mad!
I was giving away a freakin' MCLAREN for fuck's sake!
Do you softcore losers know how much a car like that costs???
They're fast as hell too
But you'll never know now will you?
NO ONE in the Phonesites group will!
You only needed 499 more sales...
What I would worry about if I was you...
is what Amy is going to do to you guys...
and your balls
she might leave you one... if you're lucky
I just wanted to retire to the Bahamas but you couldn't let me have that one little thing could you...
God only knows who you chose as my replacement...
Sid recommended the chicken