Listen up gentlemen, yeah the boyz
We have completed the Takistan lib
Now we are thinking of next lib
The talk has been with Malden, Altis, Sahrani, Abrahmi
Many talks of Everon, Cherno, Utes and England
Yes brilliant maybe it could be Cherno
Defintley after our arma 2 ptsd flashbacks
Wasnt chosen. Australia was chosen
All the FNGs Pvts want Australia
Those who want a sex doll in the barracks and open mic comedy nights stay
Fucking Hell Maverick!!!
You put them up to this
After our last fuckup! You want to fuck them over
I fucking hate Australia! Fucking shithole
Out of all maps fucking Australia
Who else put Maverick up to this! Connor? Ankhang?
Mother? or was it you Padders!?!?!
Dont even think of comedy nights now
Jake we all agreed on Australia for redemption
Dont you remember! We got fucked in Perth for 3 hours!!
Jake! We have a better plan now to take Perth
What is your plan then HUH!?! Shane?
See! No answer mate!
Im Captain Jake Wood
CO of this 276th Pathfinders unit
Maverick im gonna punch you so hard in the face
That Mother is gonna be able to hear it in Canada
before he says suce ma bite
How dare you convince them all to play australia
Maybe you might see an aboriginal
Maybe we might everyone go full berzerk on everyone
Well shane what do you think
You reckon Melbnourne aye
Melbourne has too much shit in it
Sydney is a fucking hole with alot of shit
They have the shittest nightclubs
Brisbane is fucking worse
Darwin is a fucking hole
Dont worry Padders, youll be pilot
If you want Australia so be it
I just dont know what will happen to us
Demotion could take place
Yes im talking to all of you
It could be possible. If you want to take that risk.
But lets fucking rip into them aussie fuckwits
No offence Maverick... Cunt!