I used to work for DC drawing comic books. You know, Green Lantern, stuff like that.
And Donald Trump says he wants to run for President.
He wants to make America great again, you know.
So I'm like, "Okay, I can get behind that."
Immediately my coworkers call me a Nazi.
And a racist.
So, I say fine, I'll just go draw frogs.
It get's better.
This woman that wears one of those blue wigs from Party City is like "You'll never make any money spouting that racist crap."
She gets this group of SJW's mobilized
and they start to harass me every day about how I'm against all these groups of people and such.
I put my frog book on Indigogo
and it makes almost five hundred and fifty thousand dollars.
Over five hundred and fifty thousand dollars.
For a book about a cybernetic frog.
And then they put out this awful Star Wars film
thinking they're going to get all woke.
It made like a billion dollars, but destroyed the entire franchise. Now they can't even make a profit on a Star Wars movie.
Star Wars can't make a profit. Can you believe that?
But a book about a frog makes almost five hundred and fifty thousand.
So I'm like fine, we're doing good. Let's do a variant
for those who missed the first book.
I put a different cover on it.
It makes another ninety thousand dollars.
The SJW's are fuming
at this point.
This guy, Robbi Rodriguez gets so mad he sends me a picture of his anus.
Looks like a dead possum
that's been drug by a garbage truck while wolves tore at it.
Like Bigfoot did a boudoir photo shoot with the Bearded Lady while Chewbacca watched.
He sent you that?
Yeah, and I posted it all over social media.
These SJW's are relentless.
They think a hairy anus is going to make me stop.
But, I keep doing what I do.
What happened to the blue haired woman?
She continues to slip slowly into madness day by day
spouting all this stuff about how Comicsgate is a hate movement.
Every time she opens her mouth I make a thousand dollars.
A book about frogs.
They say life is stranger than fiction.
That's what it's like when the bearded soy-boys and blue hairs get involved.