God damn roast beef!!!
So I have the show flow
Body is starts right here
We then move to equipment
We just need to know shoes on or off?
I already said keep your damn shoes on
But sir, Travis took over
What do you mean he took over ??
He just butted in and took control
He wouldn’t listen
I’ve spent my entire life doing this
How dare that little fuck take over
Why do we have 4 floors?
First we had Joanne try and butt in
She had the damn kids sleeping!!!!
Why the fuck were the kids laying on the ground?
And why was she playing rain shit?
And why are the kids wearing blue robot costumes ?
I asked for a nice black unitard
We ended up with this shit
And why is the Jacksonville group late again
Fuck, always god damn late
And why does this drill not move !!
I wanted volocity with this shit!
We have god damn drill that holds 3 minutes
Fucking move this god damn drill
And where is the staff?
Fucking 10 staff on the roster
And we end up with only Jose cleaning drill
This fuckig gym sucks too
I’m wet, the floor is wet, where is the fucking ac
We don’t even have a truck
Lentz should of been here already
It’s fucking April
I’m done, I quit
He can’t use the snow excuse again
I wasted money getting Him earth tones
His hotel is ugly earth tones
Fucking earth tones and he still no show
What should I do now!!!
And why don’t we have show flags
Years of practice flags and still
I need some dick!
We still can’t get fucking digital
I was promised color
Everybody wanted color
We end up with black again
We look like Boone
Atleast their costumes aren’t neon blue
Why do we look like buzz light year ??
What are we supposed to do with that
Ugly ass green pentagram in the middle
It’s like a fucking easy button!!
And why is Alicia late again?