Hitler! our troops are invading the southern border
They’re disguised as Mexicans
and are headed for Buzzard's Roost here at Lake Murray
So fa,r they’ve encountered a bunch of rednecks but haven’t seen Bigfoot
When they get here, they’re gonna want a cold German beer & grilled Bratwurst
Well, do we have enough Propane to cook for them?,
and sinks to wash their mess kits?
Richard & Steven, have Outlawed Propane, Outdoor Sinks & Decorative Lighting,
Everyone who doesn’t like to Grill steaks & burgers, drink cold beer, & cool off in the water, get the hell out. Bill, Ted, Bobby, Chuck & Ron, you stay
No Damn Propane???!!!!
No Decorative Lights???!!!
No refridgerators for our beer??!!!
How are we suppsed to have any fun at the Lake?!!
Will we have to drink hot beer, and eat canned Sardines?!!
How will we cook our Steaks & Burgers???!!!
Bill! You can’t grill your Jalapenos!!
Chuck! you can't grill Your Brussell Sprouts!!
Mein Fuhrer! These rules are the same as at Texhoma
But this Lake Murray
Mein Fuhrer! It’s the Corps of Engineers Rules
But this ain’t a Corps of Engineers Lake
I don’t give a Damn
I just wanta put my Big Boat on Lake Murry
I just wanta float in the water
I just wanta drink a cold beer
I just wanta grill a T-Bone or Ribeye Steak
And I just wanta have a good time
I wanta have a trickle charger on my Ski Boat
I wanta margareta from Ted's Machine
How am I gonna entertain my friends?
I’ll answer my question..
Vienna Sauges & Ritz Crackers
I bragged to Stalin about how much fun we can have here
and what good food we have here.
It was bad enough when DEQ deep sixed our sinks
Now they've eliminated everything that ‘s near and dear to us
except the boats themselves
What Kind of a Moron came up with these rules?
Maybe he hasn’t found about you yet, Linda
Maybe I can send Ben and Mike to talk to Richard
Lets take all the illegal extension cords,
, and use them to drag the propane grills
up to the park office
Well, I guess there’s nothing we can do about it
Call Joe Stalin
and tell him not to come