Preparations have gone well.
Despite getting the handicap entries late,
and the system being total Aids, we feel we're ready.
Matt took the whitleys to Antiga, Ben poured over the RPRs, and we've even got Rowlands' card.
Wass has printed off the allocation, and Mark's done the ante post for both brands.
I presume with all this work we've secured some real value ourselves?
They all looked good at the 6 day stage.
Hopefully they'll come back in on the day.
The following people will stay in here. Trounce, Hutton, Lobo and Ashcroft.
You had one fucking job!
I deal with Gib, you lot find the fucking winners!
Extra places, smart boosts, TV ads, rules. The list goes on. I shield you from all this shit.
All you had to do was find some value.
How difficult can that be?
All fucking winter you've been pouring over this crap.
All fucking winter! For what?
A bunch of fucking sliders? What am I paying you for?
We thought Longsdon and Taaffe were in for some winners.
Tom Taaffe! He's not had a Cheltenham winner for 10 years!
The Longsdon runners came out well on Ben's adjusted RPRs.
Charlie Longsdon stops training winners after October every season.
Everyone knows that.
To think I made three visits over the bridge.
To snaffle this so called 'amazing value'.
I'll never be able to show my face in Paddy Power again. Both of them.
Betfred, Hills. They're going to think I'm a total moron.
And I bet them all e/w. I've done my money twice.
Polidam e/w at 16/1. 16 to bloody 1.
It's just limped round in 13th at an SP of 33/1.
Champ. Rock solid at 3/1 you say.
Goes off 9/2 and races with the choke out the whole way.
That was actually one of your better ones.
The Kim Muir. My god.
Hutton put up 14 horses.
We never even got a cheer.
I lost £500 on that race alone.
Did you even look at the form Ben?
Everyone else seemed to find the winner.
Don't worry we cashed out for a 50% loss pre-race.
The JLT. You got that half right.
The front two were related.
Just the form was outstanding.
Not 'crap' as you'd assured me.
I spose we still have tomorrow. The ground looks quick now.
That should really suit Kemboy. You've been sweet on that for a while.
I have a good feeling about this one...