Bob: We will attack from the east walls first
Bob: splitting their buffer
with our 265 nuke
They will never see us coming - we can bring on around 15 people covertly
Bob: and sit on their walls for 2 hours before shooting
Utah: what about vendetta?
Utah: Will they be there?
Bob: My leader
Toxic: LMD have merged with vendetta
Toxic: I thought you already knew
Utah: If you're not a retard, leave. Scotty, Weaboo, Bob, Toxic, stay
Utah: WE CANT OFFLINE RAID IF AN EU FACTION MERGES WITH AN AU ONE
Utah: HOW CAN I MAKE MY MONEY BACK NOW
Utah: I HAVE LOST $300 ON A BLOCK GAME (Utah's Mom cries)
Utah: MY MUM IS FORCE RAIDING MY ROOM EVERYDAY
Utah: TRYING TO GET HER MONEY BACK
Utah: WE'RE FINISHED
Scotty: My leader I can speak to Unadvised and we can get them DQ'd
Utah: NO SCOTTY, WE ARE THE ONLY FACTION RETARDED ENOUGH TO GET DQ'd
Scotty: Sorry daddy do you want me to kiss your booboo better?
Utah: NOT NOW SCOTTY THERE IS A TIME AND A PLACE
Utah: DON'T YOU SEE?
Utah: WE LOST OVER $200 ON THIS MAP
Utah: AND MOMMY WON'T GIVE ME HER CARD
Utah: WE CAN'T AFFORD TO PAY TO WIN ANYMORE
Utah: MY ACCOUNT IS ON OVERDRAFT AND I JUST RECEIVED A LETTER
Utah: FROM THE LANDLORD THAT WE MIGHT BE GETTING EVICTED FROM ORIGIN HOUSE
Utah: NO ONE IS BUYING MY ORIGIN MERCH
Utah: AND ALL OF THAT FOR FTOP 2
Utah: My vendetta merch didn't even arrive
Utah: I was hoping that If could just sniff the success
Utah: then maybe we could have a chance
Utah: But now its all over
Utah: And what am I left with now?
Utah: Two retarded weeb co-leaders
Utah: a fucking homo
Utah: a 14 year old kid who doesn't go to school
Utah: AND NOW EVERYONE KNOWS IM GAY WITH HIM
Utah's Sister (To his mother): It's ok, he'll pay you back with his disability benefits
Utah: Mabye it is all over...
Utah: I'm going to take a shower and then probably go go balls deep in scotty
Long Dick Style
(Scottyman mentally prepares himself)
Utah: Scotty prepare your throat
Utah: I suppose maybe its not all over, I can still beg my mum for more money
Utah: Buy a few hundred more keys, and mabye scrape FTOP3
[GET THE FRICK OUT ?????] (Yes, a real sound Utah Made)