All off-season, fans say "Nill, please, add depth scoring"
Please, we need more scoring, more scoring
Listen, I don't see depth scoring as an issue.
People have said yeah, The Stars had the worst depth in the league last year. So guess what I did?
I ended up signing Nichuskin and Comeau
He doesn't even have one goal all season
You know, Comeau has been fine. He plays a solid Penalty Kill and he has gotten some points, all thanks to Faksa.
He's a good addition in the locker room. But Monty even has him playing second line minutes
Then when Seguin couldnt score
We called him and Benn horseshit
It went viral online
We called media in just to call them horseshit
They thought it was a mid-season review
Got them all in and just said "Seguin and Benn are horseshit"
Fast forward to the end of the season and here we are, 29th in Goals scored
29th out of 31 teams
We told them this is the deepest team since Gaglardi took over
but, no, listen. We have some great depth guys
Guys like Dickinson, Hintz
Added Mats Zuccarello
Then he broke his arm in his first game
Traded a 3rd for Oleksiak
Another 3rd for Lovejoy
They don't even play every game, we just rotate them in with Fedun
He hasn't played since 2018
He's been eating Nachos in the pressbox for 2 years
People on twitter saying #freehonka #freehonka. Instead of playing or trading him, we've just scratched him for the past two years
He was a 1st rounder?
Yes, a good one too
I just sleep through the drafts
I'm so bad at it
If it wasn't for that Seguin trade 5 years ago I'd be in so much trouble
Is your job on the line, you think?
No, I dont think so. Thanks to Bishop, who might even win the Vezina this year.
The West is so bad we'll grab an 8th seed and make it into the playoffs
"Culture of Mediocrity" they say
We might have to play the Jets
We've only beaten them three times since 2016
We're going to make playoffs and nobody will realize that the depth scoring this year has been even worse than last year