Registration for housing is in one minute
We have sticky notes with times here
Lease terms here
And building names here
Everything is ready, we are guaranteed good housing
Begin the housing selecting
Go for east campus
East campus is full
All housing administration and RHA staff... leave the room
EAST IS FULL!?
THERE'S STILL ANOTHER DAY FOR HOUSING!
WE WERE READY FOR ANYTHING!
How did this happen?
ARE YOU SURE WE HAD THE RIGHT TIMESLOT?!
CHECK OUR TIMESLOT AGAIN!
THEY HAD TO HAVE MESSED UP!
AND THERE'S NOTHING IN RAPP!?
Sir, the only option left is James River
JAMES RIVER!? HOW DID WE NOT GET EAST OR RAPP!?
Sir, so many upperclassmen retained
So they want us to live in Sophomore housing again?
THIS IS AN OUTRAGE!
So let me get this straight
Sophomores got put in JR and Pono this year
AND THEY'RE PUTTING US IN JR AGAIN!?
WHAT ABOUT THE FRESHMAN!?
SOME OF US WILL HAVE TO STAY IN PONO AT THIS RATE!
WE WILL NOT GET THE SHORT END OF THE STICK AGAIN!
WE'LL SEND EMAILS! WE'LL ASK TO BE PUT ON WAITING LISTS!
We'll sleep on the great lawn
All of us, in sleeping bags
Until they listen!
This cannot be permitted
Since touring this school we were told we would have apartments in our junior year!
And now we're in JR! This is unacceptable
Some of us got two rooms and four beds
Groups of four couldn't get into a five person apartment in JR online!
SOMETHING IS WRONG WITH THE SYSTEM!
It's not us, we're fine
I just wanted to get into East campus and Rapp
I just wanted... all the rising Juniors to get into East campus and Rapp
Where are the off campus housing forms
Maybe... It's time
The fire that CNU set inside of me. The same flame I was going to use to set the world on fire
Unfortunately... I'm afraid...
Has been doused