| 00:00 - 00:03 | Okay, thank you all for being on time. |
| 00:04 - 00:05 | The call back auditions have been posted. |
| 00:05 - 00:07 | They will be held in Ann Arbor, not Detroit. |
| 00:08 - 00:12 | They will consist of cold reads, and possibly a song. |
| 00:12 - 00:15 | Be prepared to stay until 10pm, in Ann Arbor. |
| 00:17 - 00:19 | I've cleared my entire evening. |
| 00:19 - 00:21 | I'll eat something light before I go. |
| 00:24 - 00:26 | Sir... |
| 00:27 - 00:28 | You... |
| 00:31 - 00:33 | You were not called back to audition. |
| 00:34 - 00:36 | They have already cast the role of Tom. |
| 00:53 - 00:58 | Those of you who were called back, go rehearse in the gas chamber. |
| 01:13 - 01:15 | ARE YOU KIDDING ME?? |
| 01:15 - 01:17 | I WAS BORN TO PLAY TOM! |
| 01:18 - 01:23 | The Glass Menagarie is my FAVORITE PLAY! |
| 01:25 - 01:28 | Who the hell did they pick? |
| 01:29 - 01:31 | SOME PRETTY BOY?? |
| 01:31 - 01:34 | Find out who it is, and send the SS! |
| 01:34 - 01:37 | THEY WOULDN'T KNOW TALENT IF IT LANDED ON THEIR HEAD! |
| 01:37 - 01:40 | THAT DIRECTOR IS AN AMATEUR! |
| 01:40 - 01:42 | Sir, they went ... |
| 01:42 - 01:46 | LET ME GUESS- THAT PRETTY BOY KEVING YOUNG!? |
| 01:46 - 01:48 | Sir, the director's vision is that Tom is a homosexual. |
| 01:48 - 01:52 | Leave it to Perf-Net to make EVERYTHING GAY. |
| 01:53 - 01:54 | I CAN PLAY GAY! |
| 01:56 - 01:57 | Carla Milarch is behind this. |
| 01:57 - 02:00 | Casting inferior actors around her so she can shine. |
| 02:00 - 02:03 | Telling Wolber when he can shit and when he can piss. |
| 02:04 - 02:08 | HE'S AN ARTISTIC PANSY! VIOSIONLESS, PASSIVE, AND SCARED |
| 02:08 - 02:13 | He's been Carla's whipped monkey boy for years. |
| 02:14 - 02:16 | Bowing at the Alter of Milarch and her giant headed family. |
| 02:17 - 02:21 | I SWEAR HER KID HAS A BIGGER SIZED PUMPKIN HEAD THAN STALIN! |
| 02:27 - 02:29 | What about the "Gentleman Caller"? |
| 02:30 - 02:34 | I love his line "Look how big my shadow is!" |
| 02:34 - 02:36 | He even gets to kiss the gimp sister |
| 02:41 - 02:42 | That's sexy! |
| 02:43 - 02:47 | Of course the role is too small for an actor of my talent. |
| 02:48 - 02:53 | But I would've brought a sensitivity to the role. |
| 02:54 - 02:56 | That alone was worth a bullshit call-back. |
| 02:56 - 02:59 | Can't believe I wasted time memorizing the sides. |
| 03:00 - 03:02 | MASTERING MY GENTLE SOUTHERN ACCENT! |
| 03:04 - 03:07 | It's okay Anna. You'll be a great Laura. |
| 03:14 - 03:16 | I should have never gone Equity. |
| 03:19 - 03:23 | I used to get three shows a season... sometimes four. |
| 03:25 - 03:26 | Wilde Awards... |
| 03:31 - 03:33 | Nominations. Never won. |
| 03:40 - 03:46 | Don't forget my nomination for Best Rogue for my meloncholy Stage Manager in JET's "Our Town". |
| 03:46 - 03:49 | Now I feel like a broken Unicorn. |
| 03:53 - 03:56 | "Blow out your candles Laura" |
