00:00 - 00:03 | The season kicks off soon |
00:04 - 00:05 | First we have the Storm at home |
00:05 - 00:07 | Then the Roosters away |
00:08 - 00:12 | And the Sharks at home |
00:12 - 00:15 | It's the salary cap trifecta |
00:17 - 00:19 | And the Panthers play on the family |
00:19 - 00:21 | friendly Sunday timeslot. Good. |
00:24 - 00:26 | Mr Greenberg. |
00:27 - 00:28 | There's been another sex tape |
00:31 - 00:33 | And it's the Panthers again |
00:34 - 00:36 | Even Gus Gould is shocked |
00:53 - 00:58 | Everyone blocked by Buzz on twitter, get out |
01:13 - 01:15 | WHAT THE FUCK |
01:15 - 01:17 | Can't these fucking morons even go four months |
01:18 - 01:23 | without getting accused of raping someone |
01:25 - 01:28 | beating up their girlfriends or filming |
01:29 - 01:31 | some stupid seedy sex act. |
01:31 - 01:34 | How many of these idiots |
01:34 - 01:37 | need to be suspended or |
01:37 - 01:40 | jailed before the message sinks in? |
01:40 - 01:42 | But the number of incidents is decreasing |
01:42 - 01:46 | Who give a fuck about the trends |
01:46 - 01:48 | The numbers are looking better! |
01:48 - 01:52 | I've got idiots facing jail time or getting |
01:53 - 01:54 | the crap beaten out of them by MG |
01:56 - 01:57 | and I'm supposed to care about the numbers? |
01:57 - 02:00 | What a bunch of nitwits |
02:00 - 02:03 | Even Matty Johns knows better than to |
02:04 - 02:08 | record his gangbang. And he's thicker than |
02:08 - 02:13 | two planks of wood lengthwise. |
02:14 - 02:16 | I spent years covering up the Bulldogs scandals |
02:17 - 02:21 | and this bunch of idiots make them look like choirboys |
02:27 - 02:29 | I miss those simple days |
02:30 - 02:34 | Why can't they wank each other off |
02:34 - 02:36 | in front of priests |
02:41 - 02:42 | like we did in the old days. |
02:43 - 02:47 | Weird old bastards. |
02:48 - 02:53 | But now they have to record everything |
02:54 - 02:56 | and upload it to the internet |
02:56 - 02:59 | Do they think their so called friends |
03:00 - 03:02 | give a crap about them? |
03:04 - 03:07 | It's okay, they'll really be friends when the money is gone |
03:14 - 03:16 | All I wanted was to make Dave Smith |
03:19 - 03:23 | look like a terrible CEO |
03:25 - 03:26 | Fat chance of that now. |
03:31 - 03:33 | How am I going to earn a bonus |
03:40 - 03:46 | when all the sponsors are heading for the hills? |
03:46 - 03:49 | The Sharks struggle for a jersey sponsor |
03:53 - 03:56 | And we can't even blame Paul Gallen. |
03:53 - 03:55 | What a shit club. |