| 00:00 - 00:03 | Sorry I'm late. I was watching Rachel Maddow. |
| 00:03 - 00:08 | caption text here |
| 00:04 - 00:05 | Hanz is still on his way back from Colorado. |
| 00:05 - 00:07 | Delayed in Munich. |
| 00:08 - 00:12 | We are still tracking your souvenirs, and suspect a delay in Berlin. |
| 00:12 - 00:15 | Apparently, the Obama Birth Certificate mug is on back order. |
| 00:17 - 00:19 | Very well. |
| 00:19 - 00:21 | I have other cups, for now. |
| 00:24 - 00:26 | Sir... |
| 00:27 - 00:28 | The polls... |
| 00:31 - 00:33 | We were watching CNN during lunch. |
| 00:34 - 00:36 | Romney has gained 3 points, Sir. |
| 00:53 - 00:58 | If you haven't read 'Dreams from My Father' get out of my sight. |
| 01:13 - 01:15 | MITT ROMNEY SUCKS SO MUCH! |
| 01:15 - 01:17 | THAT LYING, STUPID, RICH GUY! |
| 01:18 - 01:23 | HE MADE OBAMA LOOK LIKE A FOOL! |
| 01:25 - 01:28 | Who knew that Fascist was so smart? |
| 01:29 - 01:31 | Obama looked like he was back in school. |
| 01:31 - 01:34 | Yes We Can? No we can't! Piece of shit. |
| 01:34 - 01:37 | BROADEN THE BASE, MY MUSTACHE! |
| 01:37 - 01:40 | HOW HARD IS IT TO MAKE THE SAME POINTS YOU MADE 4 YEARS AGO? |
| 01:40 - 01:42 | There is still time, Sir. The vice presidential... |
| 01:42 - 01:46 | YES, BIDEN WILL LAUGH LIKE A SCHOOL CHILD. |
| 01:46 - 01:48 | Sir, he has debate experience. |
| 01:48 - 01:52 | What do you know LITTLE MAN? I'LL TELL YOU SOMETHING.. |
| 01:53 - 01:54 | OBAMA IS A PRINCE! |
| 01:56 - 01:57 | Why didn't he mention the 47% ? |
| 01:57 - 02:00 | Obama stammered like a scared jewish boy... |
| 02:00 - 02:03 | HE COULDN'T EVEN LOOK AT HIM! |
| 02:04 - 02:08 | I'VE COACHED HIM 3 TIMES! OBAMA IS NOT LISTENING TO ME! |
| 02:08 - 02:13 | I told him: Tell them we're doing FINE! PRIVATE SECTOR IS GROWING!. |
| 02:14 - 02:16 | You WIN When You Tell The Right Lies. |
| 02:17 - 02:21 | You have to SCARE THEM! I don't care if you have to call Romney the next Stalin! |
| 02:27 - 02:29 | I just shit myself. |
| 02:30 - 02:34 | I don't care. I'm a leader. |
| 02:34 - 02:36 | Never let them see you shit. |
| 02:41 - 02:42 | What's that smell? |
| 02:43 - 02:47 | For 90 MINUTES THAT'S ALL OBAMA DID WAS SHIT HIMSELF. |
| 02:48 - 02:53 | I told him the Hoover Dam visit was a bad idea.. |
| 02:54 - 02:56 | Romney still had time to play Jenga with his family. |
| 02:56 - 02:59 | Someone TWEET THIS FOR ME... |
| 03:00 - 03:02 | ROMNEY WILL EAT YOUR CHILDREN AFTER HE KILLS BIG BIRD! |
| 03:04 - 03:07 | It's ok Anna, Big Bird won't actually die. |
| 03:14 - 03:16 | I remember 2008 like it was yesterday. |
| 03:19 - 03:23 | The Red, White, and Blue. People crying everywhere. It was beautiful. |
| 03:25 - 03:26 | A black man... |
| 03:31 - 03:33 | Yes .... We Can.... |
| 03:40 - 03:46 | You know all that Hope and Change? Even I bought it. |
| 03:46 - 03:49 | Now, I'm afraid Barack may be showing his true colors. |
| 03:53 - 03:56 | He's a Muslim, after all. |
