| 00:00 - 00:03 | We've reviewed the Patch Notes as requested. |
| 00:04 - 00:05 | Most of the glitch-spots have been fixed, |
| 00:05 - 00:07 | but these two here should still work. |
| 00:08 - 00:12 | If our Speedo Chads and Vanessas get killed, |
| 00:12 - 00:15 | we've got to run to the exit before Jason becomes enraged. |
| 00:17 - 00:19 | Who cares if he has Rage? |
| 00:19 - 00:21 | We'll just chain-stun him as usual. |
| 00:24 - 00:26 | Mein Fuhrer... |
| 00:27 - 00:28 | Jason... |
| 00:31 - 00:33 | Jason can't be stunned in Rage anymore. |
| 00:34 - 00:36 | Unless using a shotgun or the sweater. |
| 00:53 - 00:58 | If your spawn preference is set to Jason, leave us. |
| 01:13 - 01:15 | Can't be stunned in Rage?! |
| 01:15 - 01:17 | Are you people shitting me?! |
| 01:18 - 01:23 | Our entire strategy is built on pwning n00b Jasons! |
| 01:25 - 01:28 | How do they expect us to survive... |
| 01:29 - 01:31 | without our pinata parties?! |
| 01:31 - 01:34 | What are we supposed to do now? |
| 01:34 - 01:37 | Dancing on Jason is as just as valid a strategy |
| 01:37 - 01:40 | as escaping with the police or in a car! |
| 01:40 - 01:42 | Mein Fuhrer, Rage will build slowly if we don't bully him! |
| 01:42 - 01:46 | "Don't bully him"?! That's why we play this game! |
| 01:46 - 01:48 | Mein Fuhrer, shotguns can still stun him! |
| 01:48 - 01:52 | We barely get enough pocket-knives as it is.... |
| 01:53 - 01:54 | ...let alone shotguns! |
| 01:56 - 01:57 | What's next to go? |
| 01:57 - 02:00 | Dancing? Emotes? Tea-bagging? |
| 02:00 - 02:03 | They're going to turn this game into garbage! |
| 02:04 - 02:08 | This is just crappy Jasons whining because they can't adapt! |
| 02:08 - 02:13 | It's our right to bully and dance on any Jason we want to! |
| 02:14 - 02:16 | Why is this so hard to grasp?! |
| 02:17 - 02:21 | This patch has killed all the fun of being a counselor! |
| 02:27 - 02:29 | I'm all for balancing the game... |
| 02:30 - 02:34 | ...but if anybody deserves a buff, it's us. |
| 02:34 - 02:36 | Jason was fine the way he was! |
| 02:41 - 02:42 | This patch was horrible... |
| 02:43 - 02:47 | If Jason gets bullied, that's his fault, not ours! |
| 02:48 - 02:53 | This is going to make escaping almost impossible! |
| 02:54 - 02:56 | These Devs just don't understand... |
| 02:56 - 02:59 | We don't want to escape as a team, |
| 03:00 - 03:02 | we want to humiliate Jason! |
| 03:04 - 03:07 | Don't tell him Jason can get on the roof.... |
| 03:14 - 03:16 | There's no point playing this anymore... |
| 03:19 - 03:23 | Maybe they'll revert it if we make lots of posts about it... |
| 03:25 - 03:26 | If they don't do it... |
| 03:31 - 03:33 | I guess I'll play as A.J. from now on. |
| 03:40 - 03:46 | Or maybe I'll whoop Jasons ass and quit when he gets Rage... |
| 03:46 - 03:49 | Let's see how he likes that. |
| 03:53 - 03:56 | I need a new game... |
