| 00:05 - 00:12 | My smooth talk with bC surely went in favor of granting Space Marines some much needed buffs |
| 00:12 - 00:15 | You'll see that the buffs are gonna be nothing short but epic |
| 00:17 - 00:19 | Apothecary top tier Commander |
| 00:22 - 00:24 | I'm restoring balance to DoW2 |
| 00:25 - 00:27 | Space Marines will be glorious |
| 00:28 - 00:33 | Soon I'll no longer be forced to buy ASMs |
| 00:34 - 00:36 | Whoever needed them really? |
| 00:36 - 00:41 | This upcoming patch is all your work. |
| 00:42 - 00:46 | I plan on going with four scouts into double tacticals |
| 00:46 - 00:48 | Chaos aint got shit on that. |
| 00:50 - 00:57 | And with ork big Shootas reducing in effiency, I won't bleed like a Chaos with full-retard heretic mode |
| 00:57 - 00:58 | So much asskicking is to be made. |
| 01:00 - 01:02 | Aaah, the new patch update. |
| 01:03 - 01:06 | Hold on to your shorts, and thank me later |
| 01:08 - 01:11 | Already fixing some bugs I can tell. |
| 01:11 - 01:13 | Now for Space Marines... |
| 01:19 - 01:21 | Master-Crafted Bolter nerf |
| 01:23 - 01:26 | Land Raider now cost as much as a Baneblade |
| 01:28 - 01:30 | Thunder Hammer is now heavy melee |
| 01:30 - 01:33 | Catachan Sergeant is no longer an upgrade |
| 01:38 - 01:39 | VindicareX |
| 01:39 - 01:44 | This must be the work of VindicareX |
| 01:44 - 01:46 | There's so much bias in this changelog... |
| 01:46 - 01:51 | This is the last straw, I'm rerolling Force Commander! |
| 01:55 - 01:56 | Chaos buffs |
| 01:56 - 01:58 | Imperial Guard buffs |
| 01:58 - 01:59 | Ork buffs |
| 02:00 - 02:02 | And for Space Marines all there is |
| 02:03 - 02:06 | NERFS NERFS NERFS NERFS NERFS |
| 02:06 - 02:08 | All thanks to VindicareX |
| 02:09 - 02:11 | The biggest pretender there is |
| 02:12 - 02:16 | He says he plays many races! |
| 02:16 - 02:20 | But all he does is cheese! |
| 02:23 - 02:28 | Gather up all the Warrior Nation boys |
| 02:30 - 02:32 | While you're at it, go fetch me Caeltos. |
| 02:33 - 02:35 | I believe he's to busy playing Company of Heroes. |
| 02:36 - 02:39 | That fucking figures, he believes Retail is a sinking ship. |
| 02:39 - 02:41 | We could always join him. |
| 02:41 - 02:42 | GO GET HIM! |
| 02:45 - 02:47 | Nullist, please sit down. |
| 02:53 - 02:55 | This balance discussion is for men only dear. |
| 02:56 - 03:02 | Or you'll have to at least be in the top 100 in the leaderboards. |
| 03:03 - 03:07 | But Führer, I'm actually rank 1 with 100-0 win/lose ratio |
| 03:10 - 03:12 | Yes, I'm sure you got all those stats legitimately. |
| 03:13 - 03:17 | Or you could be the bunch of idiots who belives 3v3 players are amazing |
| 03:17 - 03:22 | Talk to me when you can actually be good at the game. |
| 03:22 - 03:23 | Pardon Führer? |
| 03:23 - 03:31 | I honest to god, do not know who you are- you're probably in cahoots with this slob of a player right next to me |
| 03:32 - 03:37 | But you see, I don't really care- what's important is that we infiltrate within bC's ranks of personal advisors and fix this game |
| 03:38 - 03:41 | bC won't know what hit him. |
| 03:42 - 03:49 | We'll grab him by the balls and start calling for the justified buffs for Space Marines. |
| 03:50 - 03:55 | Nascar Predators, new units and Terminators leveling. |
| 03:55 - 04:00 | Terminators leveling? That sounds like a fantastic move my Führer |
| 04:01 - 04:09 | This is just the first step towards greater balance. ELITE can bite my ass once I'm done with retail. |
| 04:09 - 04:14 | I'm going to call it, Codex Edition. Fluff = Balance. |
